Originally Posted by
Hillbilly Jim
get real scooter the olympics are about the athletes fucking eachother didnt you read the news yesterday
They do the same stories over and over.
a) everyone fucks everyone. it's all anyone can think about. This is, after all, a miserable Catholic world where sex = fun and fun = sex and ne'er the twain will meet.
b) everyone fucks everyone but Winners are an exception to the rule. They're usually too busy winning to have fun. So the Olympics is kind of a big deal.
c) everyone fucks everyone and the news doesn't report the news. Or it would report the truth, which is more or less that...
d) everyone fucks everyone. It's all anyone can think about. This is, after all, a miserable Catholic world of Toddlers who giggle at 'naughty' lyrics like like "Teach me how to doggy".
But yeah the condom numbers are reported every four years by every respected 'news' source. I don't read or watch the mainstream 'news' so I know a lot more about news than those who do.
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The breaking news is: Christianity is infecting Thailand.
Today I was walking along Sukhumvit trying to find this furniture store I thought I saw once between the Thonglor and Asoke BTS stations when this fat American guy on a scooter was flying through the traffic at a ridiculous (literally insane) speed. I saw him flying from about 200m away and there were some Thais casually talking and crossing the road as traffic was stationary and my mind processed the relative speeds and I thought "This is going to be ugly."
I was about to call out a warning but I was wrong, he was going even faster than I'd judged and he shot past them but there was _very_ nearly a bloody mess. In typical Thai fashion, they just recoiled like "whoa" without saying anything, even though he almost killed them. He's pretty much completely in the wrong there because, whilst they were being a little too casual walking through completely stationary traffic, you'd have to be insane to fly through stationary traffic at speeds like this. Someone opens a car door, it's game over. Sane moped riders nip and zip but mostly crawl through the traffic for that reason.
But this guy was an American, i.e. a Catholic Toddler. This means he's a super important VIP with impossibly important places to go, super important people to see, and literally impossibly important things to do. But of course, he doesn't. And of course, he's almost completely in the wrong (which is an occupational hazard of being emotionally insane).
Let's put it this way, if he took them out like I thought he was going to, he's going to be so fucked even if he survives. So it's not in his best interests to be "owning" the road; because you have to understand, that's what road rage is all about. Narcissistic Possession. He very nearly killed them and / or himSelf but I understood he must be an undercover VIP rushing towards an emergency of some kind, where perhaps a nuclear extremist was threatening to detonate South Korea unless they stopped eating puppies or something. It would literally have to be something incredibly important and urgent to justify his urgency. So I didn't expect him to even look back.
But I was wrong again.
The Thais were kind of shell-shocked as it was a very close thing. They didn't say anything, but they had that dazed look you have when you're reminded of your own mortality (which happens so much more often in this Catholic world of insanity, than it really should). The fat VIP American though...
He had some thoughts and he wanted to express them. Fuck the South Korean puppies. He screeched to a stop and dropped his moped (fuck kick-stands when you're emotionally insane) and he came over to the shell-shocked Thais he had almost just killed and he let them have a piece of his mind.
He was just...venting.
In English.
This seemed insane to me because he just stopped the moped and ignored the nuclear emergency he was racing towards and just started cussing and swearing and giving them a lecture on Thai road rules.
In English.
I don't think these Thais spoke English but you would have to be blind, deaf and a little dumb not to get the general gist of what this fat American was literally spitting in his screaming fury at their 'stupidity'. Even Helen Keller would have gotten the gist of this guy's insanity. The Thais were 'guilty' of doing something ill-advised, at worst. They weren't taking proper precautions in a world of insane VIPs who are all hurry hurry hurry because time is money money money. The fat American was probably racing towards literally doing nothing, or waiting for something. His insanity kills.
But the Thais couldn't kill anyone with their walking, can they?
The insane cannot comprehend 'complexities' like this. Karen Klein (the incompetent bus monitor who is now a millionaire) gave control of her emotionally insane mind to middle-schoolers who got drunk on the power of mind control; and the reaction of the entire world?
KILL THEM. Skull fuck them. Torture them. Bring them back to life and kill them again. Send them to prison. PUNISH PUNISH PUNISH AND THEN KILL THEM BECAUSE HOW ELSE WILL THEY LEARN!?
Emotions are insane because they're non-existent. What you imagine you feel has value only to those who wish to imagine your suffering for you. It is of no value to you. Emotions are the chains that enslave you and make you the property of whomever has the power to press your buttons and manipulate you into killing or dying in a war or something similarly insane. None of it is real.
I understand you've been led to
feel otherwise. You should take it up with your mother.
The fat American was yelling at the shell-shocked Thai pedestrians as his moped lay where he dropped it, in the middle of the arterial motorway. He was furious and ranting at them and getting in their face and shit. I got super excited as I'm a bit corrupted but I mean, you literally don't want to do what this fat fuck was doing or you might learn about the gracefulness of Thai kick-boxing for a beautiful second before you wake up in hospital at some future point in time. Literally every male Thai knows Muay; because it's the dream of every boy to be a professional fighter. And I'm pretty good at reading the emotional play, and by my reckoning, this fat fuck was 20 seconds away from getting taught a lesson. There was going to be some beautiful physics and gracefulness and then musical silence with peace restored. But alas...
Because they weren't responding, the fat Yank tired of abusing them and got back on his moped and rode off with some departing cussing and insults, to really get that 'last' word in. At no point, did the Thais he almost killed speak. I was horrified, they were horrified, everyone watching was horrified. The fat horror had ridden off in disgust at the "stupid locals" and left 100 people stunned into horrified silence.
That's Christianity for you right there. Emotional insanity and narcissistic frustration at the world of stupidity perceived by the stupid to be insanely stupid whilst they - of course - are never to blame. For anything. Ever.
As I walked off, I noticed a couple Thais looking at me in contempt as if to say "What the fuck?" I didn't blame them. Quite frankly, Catholic Caucasian Toddlers are perfectly horrifying. Fucking White Devils. I've spent most of my life horrified by the emotionally insane White Devils. They make your skin crawl, and the skin of some Thais was crawling as they looked at me. They were emotional.
This is what happens when Christianity arrives. Emotions get flared. Christianity has come to Thailand.
Cue Christian Hijacks, Unsolicited Imposition, Violent Emotional Sociopathic Rage, Taking Advantage of Anyone and Everyone You Can, Exploitation of Disparities, Profiting From Suffering, Manufacturing Demand for Supply, Emotional Insanity, Misery, Rage, Frustration, Confusion, Needy and Horror. So so much horror.
"There goes the neighbourhood."
Everyone is going to get raped.
Look, it's the Christian thing to do.
I am a winner. But don't listen to me about the dark realities of Winning, ask Nadal
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