Just woke up, bout to rub one out

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will update thread once mission accomplished

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[Tyde]

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Got distracted, Guess I am getting old Sooooo now I'm friends with a raccoon as well as dangerous spiders. I'm at dudes house with all the cats over 20 of them AND a raccoon apparently. I pet it while it ate my granola bar and its kind of nice if a bit dirty. Got some pics gonna imgur these bitches while I take a Firestone double jack to pound town

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I can't imgur from iPhone wtf

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kind of cute,bit bigger than im comfortable with tho

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watching it eat with its hands won me over

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goat

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also if thats a raccoon using a litter box not sure that pic is getting topped ever

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the raccoon is eating the cat shit, not using the litterbox

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pretty sure I was raped by a black man last night

I thought it was a cute, petite, mocha skinned black girl about 24 or so

she kept telling me I was so dirrrrrty and filthy she wanted me to bang her raw and when i went to work from behind it slipped up and

well

let's just say mission accomplished in this thread

question now is do I pursue the notion I'm now bisexual or do I presume it was just a cute petite mocha skinned girl who was really dirty?

i just woke up at 1:30pm mouth is a desert I can hardly walk

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rofl dont question it, you made love to MOESHA wp

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I don't remember but I am pretty sure that's a water trough yeah it was water

the cats around the raccoon kept swatting at it whenever it got it's paws in the water, like they got mad it was contaminating their drinking water if that makes sense. If it wanted to drink, cool, but keep the front paws out!

realtalk the house is divided up kittens in the lower floor housecats in the upper and feral cats outside, the feral cats actually beat up on the raccoon! 1 on 1 too, no sissie gang style jumpings, they hold their own against it despite it literally being 3x the size and mass of the biggest cat.

i hella chilled with it, i am heading back over (when I can walk) and I will get some sick video or something. maybe i'll do a shoot on scooter and pretend the raccoon is scuter and do something genius

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