The new Batman film is makng me appreciate the last Batman film

[anatine]

Because the last one wasnt terrible.


Because this one is terrible.


So terrible.


Like really tho the balls on these guys.

[anatine]

The fight scenes between Batman and Bain look like larping and Im not exaggerating for once.

[Bobby Wong]

seriously though superhero larp sounds kind of fun except it would be a mess with everyone trying to metagame the shit out of their superpowers and sucking up to that one chubby broad with the big corseted titties plus those people smell bad enough as it is so lets not go get a bunch of latex involved

[anatine]

im not kidding ive spend almost 3 straight hours chuckling cynically.

[anatine]

i literally miss heath ledger for the first time ever pretty much.

ok i missed him after i watched I'm Not There.


but not like this wong.



this... is something deeper, something more personal. i miss him because he could have saved the last 3 hours from being something castrated and oafish.

[SkyNigger]

"My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person...
...so I can get a better girlfriend."
- jeselnik

[Michael]