This is a skatz public service announcement

[gay sex]

no doubt all of you have been affected by the plummeting price of lobster, on the surface you would think oh weird now ill eat and try more lobster, no ladies and gentlemen what ur suffering from is the reverse you see the price of oh wow 14.99 for a whole live lobster, AND IT DISGUSTS YOU

this phenomena will manifest itself when ur out at asian restaurants when 2 years ago someone goes oh lets get the garlic chili lobster and u look and it was 29.99 when other entrees were 15 and u were like alright im in, but now as lobster has fallen back to earth someone goes wanna do a live lobster ur like naaaaaaaaah, maybe ill do scallops

its all happening and the glut of lobsters is gonna be ruining an already kinda lame food that u felt cool ordering, ZERO UPSIDE TO ORDERING LOBSTER UNLESS UR A BLACK GUY and fin

[Hillbilly Jim]

says the guy ordering radioactive japanese fish

[VaughnP]

Quote:

Originally Posted by gay sex

Is appropriate.

Comments

:straightbananas

[anatine]

also i paid to watch the new star wars on gay sex's insistence and you guys can imagine how that panned out.

[Hillbilly Jim]

but really how foooooiiiiine did salma hayek look in after the sunset

[Bobby Wong]

Lobster prices are artificially depressed because a leading seafood speculator spotted gare passed out at the beach back in July. Gare's sunburnt skin and grotesque clawlike hands led him to believe that the ocean was now routinely producing 300 pound lobsters due to global warming. He immediately divested himself of any and all lobster holdings out of disgust and horror, which caused the market to crash.

Comments

	LOL $
	this is correct

[rum dick]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobby Wong

Lobster prices are artificially depressed because a leading seafood speculator spotted gare passed out at the beach back in July. Gare's sunburnt skin and grotesque clawlike hands led him to believe that the ocean was now routinely producing 300 pound lobsters due to global warming. He immediately divested himself of any and all lobster holdings out of disgust and horror, which caused the market to crash.

[Behemoth]

Since when did the Bees start using real lobster?

[boomroasted, bro]

Come to NS for all the cheap lobster you can gorge on.