****OFFICIAL GAY SEX TRYING TOO HARD THREAD****

[Behemoth]

I get back in here after like a week? of doing other shit and all I see is Gare going crazy on the front page. I can only assume that with the re-emergence of Hostess, he's on some kind of Twinkie/Ding Dong induced bender. Wait. OH SHIT. Did Pepsi start making lemon again? MOTHER OF GOD WE COULD BE FUCKED. Gare, we're gonna need you to calm down buddy.

[boomroasted, bro]

Get himmmmmmm while I get those avatar nipples

[Militant Quacks]

not trying hard enough more like