look i was as disgusted as any of you by the tostitos cantina money grab

[gay sex]

SEVEN CHIPS EQUAL ONE SERVING 150 calories core came at it real https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHIZoLreHnE

but now were dealing with the thin and crispy 16 chips to a serving size annnnnnnnnnd the cantina chipotle salsa medium not even a maybe the goat shelf salsa ive ever had

im putting this on chicken im making nachos im buying avocados its that god damn real

cantina brand redeemed

[gay sex]

literally only buying this salsa and restaurant takeout salsa and im done people salsa game is over

[MistaCobalina]

kid's such a sucker for a marketing campaign

[MistaCobalina]

also, I tried Siggi's yogurt today, and found it unpleasant. Chobani > siggis.

[Bobby Wong]

gare so salsatiated

[gay sex]

THE CANTINA CHIPOTLE IS REAL

[gay sex]

also i had french toast on saturday and they carmelized the syrup in the pan or something and its changed my life

[gay sex]

and if were getting really real i went to my smoothie place on sunday for a mango pear pineapple with a dollop of raspberry sorbet it was like 6 pm and the asian dude is like bro were out of bananas i said i got this

DROVE TO A SUPER MARKET bought 3 knowing what would happen i should have went organic guy tried to comp me the smoothie im like no bro it was 5 75 hes like fine 2 dollars im like nope ur taking all my ones and i gave him 4 shit was that god damn real

[gay sex]

probably the greatest smoothie of my life

[Bobby Wong]

Cool story bro