Bedroom Gangster

[SrslySirius]

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Bedroom Gangster is a tale of an ex-con by the name of Tone who gets out of prison and heads to Hollywood to pursue his dreams. His goal is to start a porn company and use his body to get ahead servicing willing women. He weaves a trail of lustful exploits, engaging in debaucherous encounters that make for an orgasmic page turner. This is a novel that will leave you wanting to know more about Tone and his adventures. A novel based on the real life porn star Big Herc.

[SrslySirius]

[Hillbilly Jim]

pretty sure you are the one cyberstalking people as i just looked that up on amazon and was going to suggest it for skatz book club

[SrslySirius]

Jim thrives on negative energy y'all

[Bobby Wong]

i don't know guys, so far this book is about some black dude who reads the robb report and bangs middle-aged divorcees he picks up at the mall, it's not much of a hot dick jumper if you ask me

[Hillbilly Jim]

he also seems over dressed for the mall

[Bobby Wong]

the arden fair mall tho

[Bobby Wong]

who's better at picking up mallfs, big herc or drk?

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Im going to give a quick little story about how fucking crazy my life has been since Sunday. Everything you are about to read is true.

I went to the local mall Sunday to do some shopping. A 6-0 red head gal started talking to me there, we ended up flirting around and being smartasses with each other, and then she asked me if I would give her a ride back to her hotel across the street from the mall (about 3 blocks away). We go there, she asks me if I want to come up to her room. Blows me, we talk, 15 minutes later, we fuck. I leave. Text message from her telling me she wants to hang out tomorrow.

Monday - she calls me in the evening, we end up coming over to my place, she brings her laundry from the hotel over, and while its being done, we watch a movie, then she tells me she wants to fuck me, and we go in my bedroom. My kids broke my bed a bit by jumping on it last month, so halfway through, mattress falls two inches on one side. She then takes me out and buys me dinner after we are done.

Tuesday - She calls me in the afternoon. I leave the healthclub, then tell her I was going tanning, so she says to pick her up and she will treat me to a spray tan. We get done, then she takes me out to a great stakehouse for a bone in blackened ribeye...we are the most underdressed in the place. I have a t-shirt and jeans and she has jeans and a tank top with no bra and her nips are ripping through the top. People keep starring. Pretty funny. She buys a 100 dollar bottle of wine to drink with me. We leave and go back to her hotel room where her friend from Sydney AUS is staying. They both get dressed into some cocktail dress for Sydney gal and a slutty tube top looking thing for my gal with high heels. We go to local nightclub, which is pretty dead for the most part, and every guy in the place is starring at the two of them. Guys are coming up to the table because Sydney gal is flirting and talking shit with that annoying accent (sorry abo's) so then we decide to leave the club. Aussie gal grabs some guy in the bar, who she was flirting with because he was from AUS also, and the four of us go back to their hotel.

Other dude and I are on the couch sitting there watching the two gals make out for a bit, then my gal strips out of her clothes and starts doing a strip tease for me (she used to Model and also strip). she even does the cartwheel trick and ends up with her pussy right in my face. She grinds on me, then I go in the bathroom with her real quick and jump in the shower while the Aussies do their thing on the bed for a bit. Then, AUS gal is kinda drunk and wants to pass out so we take the guy back to his car and then my gal and I go back to my place. We make some drinks, and its now 2am. She takes me in the bedroom, but since the bed is broke, we put the mattress on the floor. We fucked for around 30 minutes then tried to pass out. She spills liquid (I swear, it might have been piss) all over the edge of the mattress at some point.

We wake up around 8, but we both slept like shit, and she takes me out for breakfast, then gives me her credit card info and tells me to go buy a whole new bedroom set (bed, mattresses, sheets) and even some artwork for my room, since I cant decorate for shit and left the walls white. She says she needs a vacation and is paying for me to fly with her via private jet to Fiji or some island where I dont need a passport, since mine isnt up to date. We are likely leaving in 3 weeks. She has contacts all over hollywood and the US and people do all kinds of cool shit for her and besides her job as web developer and social network site administrator, she entertains clients all over the globe. You figure out what that means...


What we discussed for the future:
She and some friends (other hot gals...many are likely high end escorts) to rent a private island and its basically a 3 day orgy sometime in late summer. She wants me to DJ and be her private fuck toy while I am there and will pay me $20K to do it. 20 guys 20 gals approximately.


Im heading over shortly to IKEA to go buy all this new shit for my place and she is taking me out again tonight, and wants me to help her with her "side job" and she figures I will make b/w 600-1000 a day just working the phones and email stuff for her.

[Hillbilly Jim]

the only believable part is that drk doesnt know what an abo is
unless the woman was actually an abo

[Militant Quacks]

lol derek