408MIKE YOU CLAIM DINOSAURS WERE TOO BIG TO FIT ON NOAHS ARK - SkatzPoker

anatine · 08-30-2013, 04:20 PM

YET WE HAVE PLENTY OF BLUE WHALES AND I DONT HEAR YOU QUESTIONING HOW THEY SURVIVED THE FLOOD?

CHECKMATE.

Hillbilly Jim · 08-30-2013, 05:00 PM

1.

2. its a good thing they werent black whales
3. is this thing on?

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Bobby Wong · 08-30-2013, 09:51 PM

Noah's ark proves the theory of evolution. Obviously black people evolved after the flood, or else all the chickens would have been eaten.

408Mittens · 08-31-2013, 02:34 AM

The blackamoors get all the shit, but where's the outrage after Blake's dad ate my dad?

rum dick · 08-31-2013, 02:48 AM

In blakes dads defense your dad was already roadkill when he ate him

Been · 08-31-2013, 05:19 AM

noah would seriously reconsider inviting those 2 pigs onto the boat if he knew what 408 would one day do with bologna

408Mittens · 09-01-2013, 06:33 AM

Fun fact: Noah's wife invented the litter box. 4361 years later, 408Mike taught us how to shit in a toilet. Unfortunately he then shat in the litter box himself.

Sonatine's hidden salami · 09-08-2013, 01:39 AM

Both of my cats are gone now mittens. Hope that makes you feel at least a little dejected each time you log into your account.

Sonatine's hidden salami · 09-08-2013, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by sonatine

YET WE HAVE PLENTY OF BLUE WHALES AND I DONT HEAR YOU QUESTIONING HOW THEY SURVIVED THE FLOOD?

CHECKMATE.

Obviously blue whales turned into birds and then after the flood they turned back into whales DUH EVERYONE KNOWS THAT. Who's the sucker around here? It sure as fuckity fuck ain't me I can tell you all that right now. Think I don't know my history and factual basic knowhow and whatever the fuck Wong is always doing *POW* right hook right to the kisser.

408Mittens · 09-08-2013, 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Sonatine's hidden salami

Both of my cats are gone now mittens

how did they die?