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03-11-2014, 09:19 PM
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Buttermilk
Join Date: Dec 2009
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there was probably a five year period where i didn't have sex without a beer in my hand and if it went long i would get up in the middle and go to the kitchen for another
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03-11-2014, 09:20 PM
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Buttermilk
Join Date: Dec 2009
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but i had to quit smoking during sex after an incident where i burnt a girls tit
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03-11-2014, 09:29 PM
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Make me the happiest boy in the world Joel. Marry me and make me Ms. Robuchon. <3
Join Date: Nov 2009
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real talk thats veteran savvy right there kids, knowing when to say when
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03-11-2014, 09:30 PM
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Make me the happiest boy in the world Joel. Marry me and make me Ms. Robuchon. <3
Join Date: Nov 2009
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also after that house of lies debauchle i saw that showtime had made in america in hd and u know i watched like half of it till i fell asleep, RON HOWARD AND JAY Z PEOPLE
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03-12-2014, 04:36 PM
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Captain Hemo
Join Date: Sep 2012
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Originally Posted by sonatine
real talk behemoth is confused because he eats everything he has sex with well within the 2 minute marker.
Get real, hookers have ZERO nutritional value bro. Besides that, they're kinda stringy when you cook'em. NO BUENO
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03-12-2014, 04:39 PM
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Captain Hemo
Join Date: Sep 2012
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Originally Posted by Bobby Wong
i like to have a sandwich during sex but sometimes my ladyfriend gets upset if i set it on her back
You need that redneck belt that comes with a cup holder, ash tray, and plate holder for when you wanna watch nascar, eat and fuck.
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03-17-2014, 08:00 AM
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Things could be worse...
Join Date: Dec 2009
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Originally Posted by gay sex
more to say ive done it less for any sexual satisfaction
I do the same thing but with sex.
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03-17-2014, 08:14 AM
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Walt Jr.
Join Date: Dec 2009
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I would say that there have been a few times where I've gone back for round 2 almost immediately, but yeah, never without some sort of cleanup. Most of my post sex snacks involve leaving and going to Whataburger -- then home, because you get in and you get out. In general, girls get all weird and some want to cuddle etc. otherwise. I try to avoid ever bringing them back to my place.
On the other hand you have the type that just are up front about being used. Those I will occasionally stick around for - the kind that like 4 sessions of anal in one night and beg that you drop a load in them every time. Fun times.
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Originally Posted by gay sex
LISTEN while youre busy driving your cocaine submarine, i was out here defending the idea that all star survivor is better against scooter who thinks its a bad idea, JESUS CHRIST YOUR JIMMERY KNOWS NO BOUNDS
Originally Posted by neverstop in a PM
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But whatever, yes I can be a huge canadian faggot and you can be terrible yourself but theres no reason we shouldnt be able to co-exist at the very least, ya feelz me??
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03-17-2014, 08:21 AM
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Buttermilk
Join Date: Dec 2009
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thats fucking disgusting bro
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06-24-2014, 05:09 AM
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Skates
Join Date: Dec 2009
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remember these threads where vaughn would always come in and throw brags around
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