also this is how real the struggle is i made the mistake of feeding my cat fancy feas

[gay sex]

t and now im trying to put it back on dry food and its sitting here making noise like not happening so im trying to feed it 15 dollar a pound prosciutto and its not eating it

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obv, get a raccoon

[anatine]

thoughts, 408mike?

[anatine]

fast cut to 408mike air typing while he sleeps on a stack of newspapers in an abandoned garage.

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	i would watch tht movie
	bahaha

[anatine]

fast cut to gares cats eyes darting back and forth nervously.

[anatine]

fast cut to jim nodding with pursed lips then concentrating on perching a top hat on his stuffed squirrel using bailing wire and gorilla glue.

[gay sex]

real though im just gonna starve this bitch out till it appreciates the finest cold cuts

[gay sex]

because obv i bought some incredible soppresata and im kind of over this proschuut and you know the guy said it like that at the deli so its that good

[gay sex]

but prosciutto is a whole annoying thing you need like a tray with some crackers or making a sandwich with good bread and i can just east the salami out the fridge like a monster

[gay sex]

rofl and i can just make it rain cured ham on my cat instead

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vine this for posterity

[MistaCobalina]

You eat peruvian yogurt but you give your cat dry food? for shame, gare. Cats aren't meant to metabolize grains. I guess you want matching insulin kits for you and your beast.