Just woke up, bout to rub one out

[lost.]

whose foreskin?

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

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Originally Posted by Hillbilly Jim

any updates

Went hamalamdongding on some motherfucking silky smooth lotion, not much else to say really.

I am in uber-aggression mode, which tells me mission NOT accomplished, at least not for today.

Supposedly things will work themselves out later on, going to see a half-dime who owes me money (buying half dimes food on the promise of "pay you later?" can have it's perks. don't tell her brother tho, he thinks she is engaged to some moron who failed chem 1b) but EITHER WAY work will be done.

On my foreskin of course tire/lost/luigi.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

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Originally Posted by SBG

I am literally an hour away from going hamalamadamding on some Vaseline lotion and foreskin MAYBE, just maybe...if I don't get distracted MAKING BATH SALTS VIDEO first which might happen, I don't know yet.

Everyone, please feel free to hate and despise Sonatine the Toddler, as he has completely reneged on all aspects of bath salts video. It will never happen, and it is all HIS fault, please direct appropriate animosity squarely upon his oval face.

[Hillbilly Jim]

FUCK YOUR OVALTINE FCAE SONTAIN
I WANTED TO SEE 409 RAWDOGGIN BLAKC GIRLS ON BATHSLATS

[blake]

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Originally Posted by sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ

pretty sure I was raped by a black man last night

I thought it was a cute, petite, mocha skinned black girl about 24 or so

she kept telling me I was so dirrrrrty and filthy she wanted me to bang her raw and when i went to work from behind it slipped up and

well

let's just say mission accomplished in this thread

question now is do I pursue the notion I'm now bisexual or do I presume it was just a cute petite mocha skinned girl who was really dirty?

i just woke up at 1:30pm mouth is a desert I can hardly walk

so did ape have sex with a black man? is that what happened here?

[gay sex]

blakes stays banging black men people HER TESTOSTERONE LEVEL IS REAL

[anatine]

slut shaming 408mike is trending

[rum dick]

Or he fucked that raccoon.

[Been]

why would someone put a litter box outside just let them shit on the dirt

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[Hillbilly Jim]

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