Whats the line on Jonah Hill right now?

[Behemoth]

[Behemoth]

This is dangerous territory son. Reportedly over 300lbs and looking straight dapper there. Like a fat, gay version of Bradley Cooper.

[Behemoth]

Drinking a Modelo and probably chili cheese fries next to it. Although the other 12 boxes were thrown away prior to the pap pic.

[gay sex]

Is this recent cuz my man was looking fly just a couple months back but yes line 287

[gay sex]

Don't think he's tall enough to carry 300. Like that

[Behemoth]

Oh he's at least 3 bucks. Look at his sides. This is recent and he's enlisted the Rock to help him with getting into shape. I can't link the story but here it is.

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index....ne-johnson-to-


I think he's about 5-9, which means he's quite the porker.

[gay sex]

God his life must be so amazing being that fat and looking down while naive 20 year old chicks blow you and ur belly is resting on their head is squad goals

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paints quite the vivid picture

[Behemoth]

I wonder if he has a deli tray he puts on his belly full of cured meats and cheeses, so he can stuff his bullfrog face while he gets said blowy. That would be goat.

[Behemoth]

Figured they would just say his fat for an upcoming role. Probably gonna play this guy

[Hillbilly Jim]

if @anatine and @Suicide King had a baby