the thread in which we tell things to eachother

[Behemoth]

I've wasted my entire life and it's pretty much over now. My only friends are a bottle of bourbon and a stray cat I took in. My only happy thoughts are to the days when I'd watch saturday morning cartoons with a giant bowl of cap'n crunch or some oatmeal and toast with chocolate milk.

[gay sex]

grapes is that you

Comments

better check b's ip

[Behemoth]

I also had a pair of Bo Jackson cross trainers, (white with orange and purple trim?) in 9th grade. T

[gay sex]

be honest is it cuz your dad thought he was one of the good ones that he got them for you

[Behemoth]

I also had a Bo knows your sister tshirt.

[Hillbilly Jim]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harley

I shot my first paid modelling gig last week. It was for MinkPink's global "party" campaign. It launch's on the 25th at Space 15 in Hollywood. I will also be featured in an editorial in Harper's.



So pop along and catch me on the big screen!

get a load of this pooof

[Hillbilly Jim]

i just watched the jennifer lopez movie where she fucks the boy next door and then he tries to kill her

[gay sex]

i saw that like 6 months ago

[gay sex]

also i had two thanksgivings this year but i didnt make a turkey i did individual cornish game hens with an asian basting sauce, mashed potatos werent put through a ricer but they were on fleek like robuchon level butter cream and chicken stock

[Hillbilly Jim]

i downloaded this song after hearing it on miss congeniality 2: armed and fabulous