Originally Posted by
DELAWARE
HOW DID GAY SEX BECOME A WIZARD?
My great grandad used to tell us as kids a story about where all life came from, it goes like this:
"At one time, the universe was without form, without shape, an empty void of nothingness with no beginning nor end.
From this expansive void a great and powerful being, creator of the heavens and of the Earth and Mountain Dew, literally spoke itself into existence, and from whence there was nothing suddenly there was a great being, and it called itself The Wizard."
So that's the wizard thing, on the name
gaysex:
"and so The Wizard saw that His creations worshipped Him and sung His praises, and that this made His ego soar like the clouds, and thus that His humans were indeed good.
To repay His faitthful servants The Wizard thought of a reward befitting such devotion, loyalty and servitude. Knowing our hearts soar when laughter is present, The Wizard created a spirit of pure gayous emotion with which to reward the most faithful humans with what we know as "laughter" (sometimes referred to as "daily bread" or "manna" depending on scripture) and so He spoke his creation into existence and it was called "gay".
As His creations laughed and danced and were gay, The Wizard saw that it was good, and He was happy. Howeer, an unforeseen problem arose - as humans learned how great it was to be gay, they wanted nothing else, refusing food and drink and other basic tennaments for survival. The fate of His most loyal servants swaying in the balance, The Wizard had to act quickly and find a way to keep His creations as gay as their hearts desired and yet still able to keep replenishing in number.
Thus The Wizard set out to create a second spirit to cover the earth and it's power so great, it could blind a mans eye and fool a womans heart, and overcome all sense of reason and logic. This primal force was hardcoded into each human being and we now it today as being "horny".
As humans needed to be both gay and still reproduce in multitude, in His wisdom The Wizard saw that, indeed, these needed not be opposing spirits, for the human heart would be torn asunder, but rather, differing sides of the same spirit acting in unison. As such people could be both happy and find joy in the act of reproducing, thus a new spirit was made such that humans would get horny when they needed to reproduce, and laugh when they needed to refuel the spirit, and thus The Wizard but spoke His creation into existence, and it's name was GaySex."
That's all we have to go on in terms of origin Del, from my understanding The Wizard and gaysex are the same being, but that's contradictory at times so we have to take a lot of what we know on faith.
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