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[Bobby Wong]

pretty sure there's a few things stopping women from having sex with vaughan p more than once

[Hillbilly Jim]

probably has to do with his low level of magic

[Bobby Wong]

vaughan p confirmed charlatan

[rum dick]

I'm pretty sure vaughn's dick can bench press more than gare's lunch lady arms can.

[rum dick]

Vaughn --- how many different women have you lied to this week?

Eta - lied to might be a bit too much. How about we change it to how many have you manipulated into doing what you want?

Also, has your friend ever gotten caught while he was supposed to be out of town on a business/work trip?

[rum dick]

Also have you ever considered becoming a life coach for guys who can't get laid? I'm betting at least 45% of the PFA posters could use your help. And a few of them could maybe even afford to pay you.

[rum dick]

And last question --- what brand of truck stop dick pills do you and/or your friends use the most? The local gas station carries "Dr. Rhino" and the clerk says they fly off the shelf even though they're $8 a pop.

[Hillbilly Jim]

von is def a hotrod 5000 sort of guy

[VaughnP]

Quote:

Originally Posted by rum dick

Vaughn --- how many different women have you lied to this week?

Eta - lied to might be a bit too much. How about we change it to how many have you manipulated into doing what you want?

Also, has your friend ever gotten caught while he was supposed to be out of town on a business/work trip?

I honestly don't lie that often. Only reason I ever do is the situations mentioned here about avoiding something and trying to let a girl a down easy. It's honestly usually just a stretch of the truth too, for the most part. I am an insanely busy person these days.

And the guy in question is a ginger lite asshole, and he has been caught at least twice that I know of. He is just one of those dudes that seriously doesn't give a fuck and can laugh off basically anything. I am nowhere near as cruel to women as him.

[VaughnP]

Also, the number for that week was 4 or 5ish on the manipulation front. Keep in mind that I am recently single. I honestly wasn't fucking around on the girl I was with either, which when I think back on it is incredible for me.