thinking about eating the first salad of my life

[Hillbilly Jim]

probably go to mcdonalds to get it, seems like the most logical choice

[gay sex]

looks cgi bro

[Hillbilly Jim]

most likely outcome is i puke after the first bite
so i might eat it in mcdonalds by th ball pit
or as ian calls it, milftown usa

Comments

lolll

[jiveturkeysuckafool]

obv go to chuck e cheese and get their salad bar.



much more selection, you choose what's in your salad and how much of it. also much better ball pit. also it's milfcity USA USA USA.

get serious with your life, bro.

[Hillbilly Jim]

might just go to wendys and puke in the parking lot

[boomroasted, bro]

My favorite salad is Chicken Caesar Salad. Get that.

Comments

isn't a tyde shoot

[Hillbilly Jim]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hillbilly Jim

might just go to wendys and puke in the parking lot

forgot a trip report

so i got that and it was bad
no clue how you morons can stand to eat salads
to be fair some of the other leaf shit wasnt bad, the lettuce was terrible as expected
the other leafs had no taste so thats why they wrent bad, their texture hecak sucked as expected
bleu cheese is horrible, get real pretntious morons
the apples, pecans, cranberries and chicken were good
would not read again

[Hillbilly Jim]

i didnt eat it all and i didnt puke so i think thats a push

[behemoth old]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hillbilly Jim

i didnt eat it all and i didnt puke so i think thats a push

Did it have big mac sauce on it?

[Hillbilly Jim]

if it did i probably would have puked and then wondered why wendys food came with big mac sauce