The truth about Alien: Covenant

[anatine]

OK FEW thiNGS HERE SO BUCKLE UP

1) ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE MOVIE.

2) DANY MCBRIDE IN SPACE, UGGGGHHHHHHH

3) REALLLLLLLY BAD MOVIE. LIKE BAAAD. IT IS HARD TO IMAGINE THAT THEY SPENT YEARS AND I MEAN YEARS AND YEARS HASHING THIS FILM OUT.

[anatine]

THATS IT IM DONE

[blake]

i was literally about to rent that tonight. still might cause i tend to like awful things but now maybe john wick 2

[anatine]

its just... amateurish. its so fucking hamfisted and sloppy and obvious. none of the shocking twists and turns are shocking. the pacing is awful. the science is straight retarded.

and it answered virtually none of the big picture real questions they fired up in prometheus for example.

[blake]

i decided to just watch modern family reruns

[anatine]

youre playing pretty good. pretttty... pretty good....

[Militant Quacks]

promethius was good sad to hear this sucks

[blake]

defenders just came out on netflix, which i'll probably binge watch this weekend

[anatine]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Militant Quacks

promethius was good sad to hear this sucks

the problem with prometheus was bad science and terrible decisions, and covenant seemed to embrace that theme and multiply it by real honest to god stupidity.

[gauchojake]

Danny McBride in space is a solid point