I can return anything! - SkatzPoker

Donald trump · 09-12-2017, 02:16 AM

The following story is true enough I'm going to change the names of the part of the people involved will see for their own sake and so I don't get sued but the story itself is true so where do we begin so a couple of years ago I meet a guy and his girlfriend and the guy will call him Jerome and the girl will call her Melanie so Jerome and Melanie are professional thieves that's what they do for a living one steals and one returns that's their their whole Hustle. When they met me my place in the whole thing was I was a driver for a number of years and what I mean by driver is I would drive around drug dealers I would drive around whoever so long as they would pay me some dope and I can supply my habit so long story short I got into the boosting game and my get down was the electric toothbrushes I would go to a store and with enough to shopping bag and fine like you know a couple tuner or toothbrushes $200 toothbrushes and put them in an empty bag and walk right back out the store and my friend Jerome he can return them more often the night he'd return them for gift cards and they had the three of us had a special way that we would cash a gift cards at at 100% so cut to the chase and I go to I go to my neighborhood let's see my neighborhood CVT how about that and I load of 3 to 3 toothbrushes into into a shopping bag and as I walk out the door beeps and this guy in and a button-down shirt Go sir are you aren't you going to let the cashier check your bag sir sir and the next thing I know this a****** is actually following me out to the parking lot and he's like and he's like grabbing a cell phone and and this this particular store has no hands no chase policy so it's against company policy for them to even go out in the parking lot and this a****** actually chases me all the way down the street that runs adjacent to the store I mean he must have he must have like followed me for a good like half a mile bike while he got out of cell phone and started calling the police so I had to I had to run and duck down in someone's front yard I threw the toothbrush was over a fence and I hid under a tree for like a good hour I get back to the truck and here's Jerome sleeping away while this all while this all went down he was sleeping the poor guy has congestive heart failure and overnight it rains in the morning I went to the guy's house and told him my girlfriend got into a fight with me and threw our brand new toothbrushes over the fence of his house and I asked what you please get them for me which he did I then gave them to Jerome and he returned all three of them to Target in one shot and one of the toothbrush was Target didn't even carry that's how that's how skilled this guy is to this day I've never heard any I've never heard a crazier boosting story than that I actually went and got the toothbrushes that I chucked over some guys fins and then again in my friend returns all three of them in one shot and he will and he been doing this every single day for God Only Knows 6 months to a year at the same Target he would always find like you know one store that had a few employees that would that way that like them and he would just play up to it and I must have seen him return like you know a hundred thousand dollars worth of worth of goods to the same Target in like a search month. I mean he's good he's the best so that's that's that's just a story of on the top of my mind the tip of my tongue that I felt like sharing with you hopefully you found it entertaining 408 out