***OFFICIAL SKATZPOKER FANTASY FOOTBALL THREAD***

[Behemoth]

Hey wait, is there a RB in the league named Kwame?

[Behemoth]

Blake still tells the story of how Kwame banged his wife b/c he had a cd out. Then people inform Blake that if you had $300 in 1991, you could have one made. Literally, Gare could've went to a studio, paid an hour, and redid Snow's "12 inches of snow" record in some post art deco spoken word german dada esk bullshit, and they would've slapped a label on it, and handed it too him. Blake makes sad face.

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Comments

ay dios mio

[blake]

WE GOT STUNG BY THE BEEKEEPER

[Behemoth]

Quote:

Originally Posted by blake

WE GOT STUNG BY THE BEEKEEPER

Last second bomb, TD, and 2pt conversion put me over top. Gotta fade his WR tomorrow can't score more than 7pts.

[Behemoth]

Pretty sure it's Diggs, so GG Beekeeper

[Behemoth]

also LOL at the weekly, I drafted the Jags D to start them, yahoo kept telling me they weren't on my team. I went out to my roster, saw I had them, switched them with Seattle, and it gave me some kind of internal error. FUCK MARK CUBAN IN HIS GOOK FACE

[beekeeper69]

Its Thielen. He'll probably get 9 then fumble. Should be a good sweat.

[blake]

Quote:

Originally Posted by beekeeper69

Its Thielen. He'll probably get 9 then fumble. Should be a good sweat.

you're a decent favorite. thielen hasn't scored less than what you need all year

[boomroasted, bro]

howard is putting 35 in your gook faces

[gay sex]

So we're all in agreement were not inviting this beegook this week also chaps and chang I invited you to a random hockey I meant to call it what is a hockey but internets are hard