B's Dating Thread

[Behemoth]

one just messaged me, she's

very liberal
5-3
240lbs
and asked me out on a date for Friday in the first 3 sentences

[Hillbilly Jim]

behemoth will be doing a hecka tight lyn collins impression with that lovely liberal



Rock me baby, make my face get soaking wet
Rock me, lord baby, 'bout to work me to death
Rock me baby, like my back ain't got no bone
Rock me good, good bad, then leave me alone

Rock me again and again and again and again and again and again
Rock me again and again and again and again and again and again
Rock me again and again and again and again and again and again
Rock me again and again and again and again and again and again

[Hillbilly Jim]

behemoth

[Behemoth]

lol Jimmy. I am a fucking machine in the bedroom, but thats just not for me. I've done about that size. Just not for me anymore. I do all the work and I hear "my hips hurt" "my leg is cramping"

[Hillbilly Jim]

now you are out here sounding like bobby rush

[Behemoth]

no idea who that is but I DO WORK SON

[Dick Fitzwell]

Behemoth, you’re not doing this right. When you’re ready to get serious - let mama know - I’ll provide proper coaching.

[Behemoth]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dick Fitzwell

Behemoth, you?re not doing this right. When you?re ready to get serious - let mama know - I?ll provide proper coaching.

Need help mama, all I get are the super fatties that say "why can't I find a good man?" Maybe it's because you're 350lbs bitch and trying to skinny face me. "I know, if I take an angle from this side the camera won't capture my third chin" SMH