ALERT IVE RE HIT ROCK BOTTOM

[gay sex]

my electric pepper grinder needs 6 double a batteries and I have none and im trying to sear some salmon this is truly awful

[Behemoth]

Attention Cucklord, you make a tin foil boat, olive oil, spice it, lil lemon juice, and put the salmon in at 350 for 7 minutes and then you take it out and eat it. JFC how can you fuck up salmon? It's as easy as picking up the phone and ordering out.

[Behemoth]

if you're fucking up salmon, you've literally rock bottom

[Behemoth]

I won't even tell you how to make lox, now that I know you can't operate an oven properly.

[gay sex]

Sweetheart I buy really good salmon from whole foods sear it and eat it raw

[gay sex]

We could do 2 pages on ur trash salmon slash life but were gonna give u a reprieve

[Behemoth]

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Originally Posted by gay sex

Sweetheart I buy really good salmon from whole foods sear it and eat it raw

Enjoy your worms

[Hillbilly Jim]

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Originally Posted by Behemoth

I won't even tell you how to make lox, now that I know you can't operate an oven properly.

[gay sex]

RE ROCK BOTTOM THEY WERE TRIPLE AS WHAT AM I GONNA GRIND THIS GOURMET PEPPER MYSELF

[gay sex]

also to be fair to hemoth his overcooked frozen salmon is probably easier on his teeth its all good guy do you