Make me the happiest boy in the world Joel. Marry me and make me Ms. Robuchon. <3
Join Date: Nov 2009
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also this is not hyperbole i dont think there are words to describe how shitty san francisco/oakland is
like when i complain about la this place makes it look like insert a luke warm hot dog that fell on the ground but like had a coupon on it for a free diet cherry slurpee and ur grossed out but its free money so you go back in and the the thing spills on ur hand and u have gross sucralose on ur hand on all day and its literally 600000x better than a day in oakland or san fran
back in 96, the proprietor of a book store on haight street threw me out because i was a filthy longhair and he thought i was going to shoplift. he was all, "you can come back when you're ready to rejoin the human race" and it really harshed my buzz
I literally thought the map had hair on it so i studied it for a good ten minutes determined to ascertain if the hair on the map was the actual joke or not.