Either my standards are really low or I am missing the punch line because most of the women in this thead are, to me, pretty attractive.
I mean, let's set the bar at a 5 being attractive enough to get an erection off of sober, so a 3 would require good hard drugs plus viagra and some determination to make a night of, a 1 is a dead body and a 10 is this chick http://videarn.com/video.php?id=941816 then I would say a lot of 4's and 5's to be had.
Behemoth Chasey Lane was that literally the sinlge worst picture you could find? She's 40 years old and probably seen more time under tanning bulbs than you've been breathing. Add in smoking cigs drinking nightly and various hard drugs (and plastic surgery) and a shitty diet what would you expect?
Newsflash- 9/10 meth addicts look nothing like you see on tv. Most of the ones I know are fat actually due to some complicated stuff about body things that you don't want to hear about so I will spare you.
Oh and lsd doesn't cause mysterious flashbacks when your'e 40 that make you lose your mind despite what the D.A.R.E volunteer told your school class this week. I know he seems believable with he little suitcase full of synringes and what not, but he's full of shit. Just want to prepare you for reality. Big world out there, when you're ready someday you will see.
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Nat Sherman's are better than Dunhill's in every conceivable way
Quoted for Scooter. Give Nat's a try, just two packs, and I swear the next Dunhill you light up you will reflexively spit onto the ground. I literally did exactly that, as I walked back into my local head shop and exchanged the disgusting things for another pack of my beloved Nat Naturals.
Newsflash- 9/10 meth addicts look nothing like you see on tv. Most of the ones I know are fat actually due to some complicated stuff about body things that you don't want to hear about so I will spare you.
Oh and lsd doesn't cause mysterious flashbacks when your'e 40 that make you lose your mind
There are a lot of fat meth junkies but then there didn't used to be. I have theories about why that is; but what is this stuff about complicated body stuff?
When I used to candy-flip (e + lsd) I became the wittiest and the most sociable person alive. At least, for hours 1 2 and 3. As the night wears on into the 14 hr mark, tigers would chase me half-naked through the city streets. This one time, I ran in terror past this guy who saw my face and just took off right beside me. We turned the corner and he's looking back behind him and he's like "what's back there?"
I'm like "tiger".
He ran for a few more seconds then stopped. I didn't want to look back but I was secretly relieved. It would probably give me a few minutes reprieve.
There are a lot of fat meth junkies but then there didn't used to be. I have theories about why that is; but what is this stuff about complicated body stuff?
When I used to candy-flip (e + lsd) I became the wittiest and the most sociable person alive. At least, for hours 1 2 and 3. As the night wears on into the 14 hr mark, tigers would chase me half-naked through the city streets. This one time, I ran in terror past this guy who saw my face and just took off right beside me. We turned the corner and he's looking back behind him and he's like "what's back there?"
I'm like "tiger".
He ran for a few more seconds then stopped. I didn't want to look back but I was secretly relieved. It would probably give me a few minutes reprieve.
Meth makes people fat, and why more now vs back in the day- I suspect this happens now more than in the past because "back in the day" cooks were making product with phenyl-2-propanone vs todays psuedo-epdhedrine. Both arrive at the same destination but the latter latter producing more thyro-toxins in the process (iodo-compounds, aziridines etc), and any number of reverse-rebound type effects the drug causes amplified by todays bad foods and such.
When you're talking weight gain like I see it, only three main players come to mind:
But the question was, why more today? I guess you can blame todays shitty food if you want to, it's possible, but I still learn toward unintended by-products from an inferior cooking method.
Candy flipping, now we're talking!! Well, hippy flipping I'm with you on, candy flipping was only for one magical night in my life (fucking DEA being good at what they do and shit, lsd has been tough to find for years)
True story- at 23 I candy flipped with my friend and a couple girls and spent over one full hour attempting to solve potentially the greatest puzzle ever to befuddle my moronic mind- It kind of went like this "THE CD GOES IN THE CD PLAYER, OK, BUT I WANT THIS ONE NOW, SO I PUT IT IN, AND IT'S NOT FUCKING PLAYING!!!! DAMNIT!!!" Rinse and repeat for an hour, until, like magic, my finger accidentally pressed eject and the alpine monster spit out both cd's at the same time. Success!
"NOW IS THE TIME FOR MUSIC"
Tiesto's 2004 ministry of sound mix actually, and I will NEVER forget the magical feeling trance gave me on ecstasy, nothing will ever come close- BUT CANDY FLIPPING on the other hand, felt like a 10mt hydrogen bomb compared to a firecracker. It was just unbelievable, incredible, a night words cannot possibly do justice.
Hear this song, imagine listening to it 100x higher than you could possibly imagine, experience 10 lifetimes worth of joy and pleasure in one night, that about sums up why we do drugs eh?
There are a lot of fat meth junkies but then there didn't used to be. I have theories about why that is; but what is this stuff about complicated body stuff?
When I used to candy-flip (e + lsd) I became the wittiest and the most sociable person alive. At least, for hours 1 2 and 3. As the night wears on into the 14 hr mark, tigers would chase me half-naked through the city streets. This one time, I ran in terror past this guy who saw my face and just took off right beside me. We turned the corner and he's looking back behind him and he's like "what's back there?"
I'm like "tiger".
He ran for a few more seconds then stopped. I didn't want to look back but I was secretly relieved. It would probably give me a few minutes reprieve.
to quote my boy dave attell
That's what fear looks like, I'm telling you: a man running around with his thing flapping around in the air. If you walk out of here tonight, and you see a man running down the street with his thing flapping in the air, run with that man because there is some scary stuff coming the other way.
I like how you got all pissed off over the picture I chose. Pick a picture from the last 5 years where she isn't busted. That's what I thought. NOW YOU SIT DOWN.
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