YO MOMMA JOKES

[rum dick]

Your momma is such a whore that she ends up getting knocked out for scratching and biting a brokedick version of howard hughes

[SkyNigger]

I'm not afraid of germs.

I'm afraid of cooties.

There's a difference.

[Archibald Peck]

[Archibald Peck]

stick your 2 stars up your fuckin ass folks

[Steerpike]

yo momma is so fat that she is currently more susceptible to a number of severe medical conditions including, but not limited to, heart disease and stroke, high blood pressure, diabetes, cancer, gallbladder disease and gallstones, osteoarthritis, gout, and breathing problems like sleep apnea and asthma.

[Archibald Peck]

yo momma sits in a corrugated steel shack on the edge of a venezuelan beach waiting for her sicilian cowboy to return with US dollars

[Behemoth]

Yo momma's like the bus. Every nigga ridin' it

[blake]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archibald Peck

yo momma is such a whore, we're all going to die.

winner

[gay sex]

all of you are fags with ur try too hard erudite momma jokes as long as you all know that we can move on from this