rofl at paulkersey still having bonzibuddy on his computer in the year 2013
For real, dawg. Seriously, uninstall those toolbars etc. and repair the likely registry damage they did, Begaymoth.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by gay sex
LISTEN while youre busy driving your cocaine submarine, i was out here defending the idea that all star survivor is better against scooter who thinks its a bad idea, JESUS CHRIST YOUR JIMMERY KNOWS NO BOUNDS
Quote:
Originally Posted by neverstop in a PM
. . .
But whatever, yes I can be a huge canadian faggot and you can be terrible yourself but theres no reason we shouldnt be able to co-exist at the very least, ya feelz me??
actually im talking about david choe and when i said i know him i meant ive watched his podcast a few times
i mean it doesnt hurt him that he is worth hundres of millions of dollars and a famous artist
that may have more to do with fucking lots of chicks than his honesty
LISTEN while youre busy driving your cocaine submarine, i was out here defending the idea that all star survivor is better against scooter who thinks its a bad idea, JESUS CHRIST YOUR JIMMERY KNOWS NO BOUNDS
Quote:
Originally Posted by neverstop in a PM
. . .
But whatever, yes I can be a huge canadian faggot and you can be terrible yourself but theres no reason we shouldnt be able to co-exist at the very least, ya feelz me??
VaughnP's Book of Slut Tells and Tales dropping soon, folks.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by gay sex
LISTEN while youre busy driving your cocaine submarine, i was out here defending the idea that all star survivor is better against scooter who thinks its a bad idea, JESUS CHRIST YOUR JIMMERY KNOWS NO BOUNDS
Quote:
Originally Posted by neverstop in a PM
. . .
But whatever, yes I can be a huge canadian faggot and you can be terrible yourself but theres no reason we shouldnt be able to co-exist at the very least, ya feelz me??
__________________
My boys, we are at the end of an age. We live in a land of weather forcasts and breakfasts that set in. Shat on by Tories, shovelled up by labour. Now which of you is going to be a splendid fellow and go down to the Rolls for the rest of the wine?
guy is a huge degenerate, fucks 10 chicks a day and he is banned from some casinos because he won too much money and he bitches about vegas being a huge pussy since the recession because they have lowered the betting maximums
This is all well and good but Behemoth doesn't seem like the sort of guy who'd get confused by a girl flirting with him. I don't want to discourage this sort of talk because it's all very important for the sake of Humanity (I am not being puerile) but if Behemoth says she's flirting with him, I'm gonna back the dude's assessment.
The fact that he didn't instinctively know how to respond only means he's not a player. This is one of those contradictory spots where girls are batshit insane. Players score. Girls like players. Like you said, they like assertive guys who make them feel comfortable and this is important because they want to submit. Awkward guys make girls uncomfortable.
Girls are fucking morons. They've got it the wrong way around.
nb. Unless they literally just want to be banged without any risk of complications, emotional noose, post-coital awkwardness. Which now that I think about it, is probably what most girls want. After all, girls like sex 10 x more than guys (biologically-speaking).
But if girls were truly looking for a decent guy, they really don't do themselves any favour by rewarding the sleaze and punishing the honest guys who aren't banging girls every night or every other night or multiple times a night.
I think asking for her number is more risky than being assertive in telling her that you're going to take her to this great place that has the best blah blah (you should actually have a great place that has excellent blah blah). But girls love that shit. Tell them what you're going to do together.Don't ask them if they'd be doing you a favour. That's what your whore mother was lying about.
And if we can ignore the fact that I used the word "post-coital", that would be aiight.
Ive used this line and it actually worked like a charm. Some girl said "blah blah blah is my favorite" and I told her I know where the best spot in the city is and we are going there. She asked where it was and I playfully but curtly informed her she will see when I take her and thats final.
Also I agree with the girls are morons theory. They really are. Im at the point where I dont find any girls looks intimidating simply because I know they are a train wreck mentally (because of whore mothers obv) and Im flat out better than them.