Dickgirls, blowjobs, and lunchmeat don't count. Neither do wet dreams or really vivid bath salts fueled hallucinations.
Well if you want to be persnickety about things my lifetime sits about 18 or so with 3 being one nighters (I can't remember 2 of them past the moment certain substances kicked in the night before and frantically calling planned parenthood to get STD tested the next day...or 2 days after I forget which) and FWIW I lost my virginity somewhat late (like 21 I think.)
In explaining the late start I didn't realize bodybuilding was gay until I was like 26 and hadn't read a muscle mag in a few years, then I saw one and it was like I saw with new eyes. It went kinda like "HOLY FUCK THAT DUDE IS WEARING CUT OFF SHORT SHORTS AND IS COVERED IN BABY OIL AND FLEXING HIS MUSCLES WHO READS THIS SHIT?!" Up to that point I always felt women discriminated against men who lifted weights and used to resent them for it but eventually I learned the truth...it's a turn on but not for them... Yeah bob, I'm bi-curious or whatever, I've heard it all before. To date Scooter is the only man I have ever been attracted and I'm not totally sure what that means but I don't feel overly attracted to men in general.
I petition that bath salts induced hallucinations be worth partial credit based on the fact that they are just as (if not more) satisfying than actual sex. Also out of curiosity where do uncle rapings factor into this equation? Do we give half credit for the unwilling participation or are giving and receiving equal?
Well if you want to be persnickety about things my lifetime sits about 18 or so with 3 being one nighters (I can't remember 2 of them past the moment certain substances kicked in the night before and frantically calling planned parenthood to get STD tested the next day...or 2 days after I forget which) and FWIW I lost my virginity somewhat late (like 21 I think.)
In explaining the late start I didn't realize bodybuilding was gay until I was like 26 and hadn't read a muscle mag in a few years, then I saw one and it was like I saw with new eyes. It went kinda like "HOLY FUCK THAT DUDE IS WEARING CUT OFF SHORT SHORTS AND IS COVERED IN BABY OIL AND FLEXING HIS MUSCLES WHO READS THIS SHIT?!" Up to that point I always felt women discriminated against men who lifted weights and used to resent them for it but eventually I learned the truth...it's a turn on but not for them... Yeah bob, I'm bi-curious or whatever, I've heard it all before. To date Scooter is the only man I have ever been attracted and I'm not totally sure what that means but I don't feel overly attracted to men in general.
I petition that bath salts induced hallucinations be worth partial credit based on the fact that they are just as (if not more) satisfying than actual sex. Also out of curiosity where do uncle rapings factor into this equation? Do we give half credit for the unwilling participation or are giving and receiving equal?
deleted from internet but the only person here id assume had sex with more women than me is gamblebot.
anyone who has seen the picture of me on boris from when i was a dj in a strip club for 3 years has an inkling of what they are up against here in terms of volume opportunity and motive.
also you might as well attach the 'whose the most fucked up emotionally' poll to this thread and kill two birds because when i think of who i was and how i managed to swing so much gash and why, i want to retroactively abort myself a little.
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