Hoser and McGee beg to swallow a fat load of Marty's warm sperm

[TeamRazor]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jewdonk

I called a raise to 10 with KQos...flop is King high..all spades...the guy bets 20 on the flop and I call.....turn is a red 5.....he bets 20 again and I have like 120 behind....and reraise to 80 leaving 40 behind.....He goes into the tank and is staring at me and flashes AK at me...im like fuck....anyway he tanks it for like 2 mins and I am like go ahead...the rest is going in...he is like 'did you flop it ' ? Im all....lets get it all in......(trying to sell that I flopped a flush)....anyway he goes all in ...im like oh well and stick in my last 40......booooooom Queen of hearts on the river...he was all pissed and the table is like wooooooo

So you saw he had AK and had you completely dead but you called anyways with 3 outs?

I predict great things for you Dr Pockle.

[Hillbilly Jim]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joel Gertner

And well, well, well...

While old man Cobalina will always be stuck in Siberia,
Women who look like Mike Ditka have never met my criteria.
The inbred genes haven't turned you into much of a looker,
It's no wonder you can only find company with a $50 hooker.
And even though no woman will ever let you see her cranny,
You can do what your dad did and marry a tranny.

It is I, the quintessential stud muffin, and a goodness, gracious, great balls of fire god damn handsome man,

Joel
"I left her pussy sore and a wreck,
Then she sent her son a check.
Because I'm a man of many sexual talents,
But even I can't give head like Uncle Allen."

GERTNER

skatz needs more joel gertner

[Behemoth]

I have never been to Tyde's site but I heard there are garbage bags full of cans out front.

[boomroasted, bro]

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeamRazor

So you saw he had AK and had you completely dead but you called anyways with 3 outs?

I predict great things for you Dr Pockle.

He had already committed 140+.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Quote:

Originally Posted by MISTACOBALINA

you're lucky I let you have ist

GET HIM IAN

[blake]

Quote:

Originally Posted by gay sex

lil b obviously stands for lil bobson but he means that metaphorically cuz hes a giant mishapen ape