Look, I'm willing to concede Chobani isn't Top tier elite yogurt, but 4th tier is ridiculous slander. It's not Dannon or something. Get serious.
However, in the interest of healing wounds, I decided to get a little adventurous in my yogurt consumption, and picked up this
And it was delightful. Kalona, for those not in the know, is a small town in Iowa, near my farm. Kalona is also the location of Iowa's small amish community. So this shit was likely made by grass fed fucking amish cows, which is super legit.
And let me tell you, the Lavender Vanilla was creamy and delicious, and I want to thank you, Gare, for pushing me to open my Yogurt horizons.