****Official skatz brag/fail thread about how many ladies you've had sex with****

[VaughnP]

Another direct quote from a 105lb, 21 year old: "I'm big into rough sex, but of course nothing that leaves marks. . .", she even brought up anal on her own, so I will pretty easily add another one to the count if I feel like it. Literally have some other 19 year old blowing up my phone, brah, begging me to come by her place when I get back in town, so two more is a realistic possibility by the end of the week.

Official brag thread.

[gay sex]

donald p vaughn honestly could you please simmer

[gay sex]

maybe have a dried phillipine mango LOOK I DONT KNOW WHAT U NEED TO SETTLE DOWN BUT ITS IMPERATIVE

[Hillbilly Jim]

tell her you want to fuck her ass while you break a yard stick over her face
then pull your dick out stick one half in her ass drop the other half like its a mic and walk off like a boss

[blake]

ban vaughn?

[rum dick]

Quote:

Originally Posted by VaughnP

No, I was fucking out of it by the time we got around to the fuckening - started the night off with a double shot of Fireball at some bar, literally did go bowling pounding beers the entire time, ended up somewhere else taking Jager Bombs, ended up in a hotel pounding beers again. Anyhow, even though she was wet as can be, the condom worked against me the moment I put it on. This girl was like one finger tight ---- Never happening without a steel erection, especially when I am an 8 of 10 drunk. I barely knew her, so I just laughed it off and insisted she blow me, which she did. . . twice that night and once early this morning before I bailed.

I did however technically get it in for a moment, so yes, one more to the count. A kind of literal rum dick situation.

Anyhow, those Trojan Bareskin condoms aren't worth a fuck for anyone reading this. Avoid at all costs.

Brah. That aint a rum dick situation. Rum dicks rise to the occasion.

Regardless, great story and don't let the haters get you down. They all wish they were 23 year old french persian kids who have full heads of hair and texas 7.5's at their disposal working out their daddy issues on their knobs.

[gay sex]

lol at dave thinking telling donald to calm down is the same thing as hating


both yall midgets need to calm down

[gay sex]

and fucking btw literally zero pictures of texas food apparently this whataburger thing is real and vaughn we assume ur doing better then ablackberry mini so were gonna need to see pics

[gay sex]

and im being real i will even slum it for drive thru breakfast burrito pics

[blake]

wow those tags are terrible