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Old 05-08-2012, 08:43 PM   #101
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i think that if mike posted 1 (one) nico nico douga video a day, of quality not unlike those of luigi, id be forced to let go of this vicious, unholy grudge.

I think I fucked up, but- what exactly is a nico nico douga video?
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Old 05-08-2012, 08:50 PM   #102
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I mean really guys...
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Old 05-09-2012, 02:25 PM   #103
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Old 05-14-2012, 01:06 PM   #104
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saw this article and thought of this thread

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Being 'Born-Again' Linked to More Brain Atrophy

WEDNESDAY, May 25 (HealthDay News) -- Older adults who say they've had a life-changing religious experience are more likely to have a greater decrease in size of the hippocampus, the part of the brain critical to learning and memory, new research finds.



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Old 05-18-2012, 09:20 AM   #105
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Scuter as I am in the mood to destroy you, I will preface this by saying the following- you are a hack, a poseur. I know real atheists, guys who truly do their research and know their shit, and you are just a lazy copy and paste hack, at most. For that you will get very little respect from me, but I've decided to humor the spots here and there where you bothered to actually say something of your own (you are quite good at doing nothing, it's quite a gift) all the same, out of the sheer level of annoyed I am feeling right now.

None of this will be in any kind of order, mostly because the page scuter very lazily copy and pasted is so bad, I lose interest...


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Press 9 to answer for all this Evil, or you have to renounce your Evil, or you need to die.

SO I PRESS 9 I DOES

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i'm going to kill 100 Christians before I die. They're really meek. ALL the female children who haven't lost their virginity, yours! God said so. Moses, aka God. Meek guy. More meek than any man on the Earth (God's opinion). This is the literal word of God. (ref: the Pope)

SOMEONE HAS SOME ANGER ISSUES TO WORK OUT- BIG TIME

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God describes the torments that he has planned for those who displease him. The usual stuff: plagues, burning fevers that will consume the eyes, etc. but he reserves the worst for the little children. He says "ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it," "I will send wild beasts among you, which shall rob you of your children," and "ye shall eat the flesh of your sons and daughters." But if you humble your uncircumcised heart, God won't do all these nasty things to you. It's your choice. Children never get to choose. 26:16-41

CHILDREN NEVER GET TO CHOOSE, BECAUSE THEY'RE STILL CHILDREN, YOU IMBECILE

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18 But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.

WHOA, I ALMOST THOUGHT YOU TOOK A BIBLE PASSAGE OUT OF CONTEXT IN THE HOPES OF FRAMING WHAT WAS SAID IN A TOTALLY NEGATIVE LIGHT

THANKFULLY MY BUDDY JAMES IS HERE TO SPILL THE BEANS


"14 Moses was angry with the officers of the army —the commanders of thousands and commanders of hundreds—who returned from the battle.

15 “Have you allowed all the women to live?” he asked them. 16 “They were the ones who followed Balaam’s advice and enticed the Israelites to be unfaithful to the Lord in the Peor incident, so that a plague struck the Lord’s people. 17 Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, 18 but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man."


WAIT DAWG- YOU SPECIFICALLY SAID THE LINE "WOMEN CHILDREN"

SLICK

BUT YOU'RE A LIAR, AREN'T YOU?

THAT PHRASE IS NOWHERE IN NUMBERS CHAPTER 31:14-18

I DON'T SEE "WOMEN CHILDREN" ANYWHERE

LIAR

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Old 05-18-2012, 09:27 AM   #106
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THE RETURN OF RANDY BLUE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

SCUTER ALWAYS BEING ON THE ATTACK CAN HAVE HIS FAGGOT RED

AND IT BEGINS. THIS WILL NOT END WELL FOR YOU SCUTER, I SUGGEST COWERING AWAY WITH YOUR DRUGS IN A SMALL ENCLOSED AREA HIDDEN FROM THE PUBLIC, IN SHAME

OH, WAIT, THAT'S HOW YOU LIVE YOUR SAD SCARY LIFE ALREADY. SHIT.

GO THE FUCK OUTSIDE HA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THAT'S RIGHT, AMONGST LIVING PEOPLE DAWG

CREEPY LIAR

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Old 05-18-2012, 09:29 AM   #107
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fwiw I am 100% sober still, I can't give it 16 hours like I used to, but I've got a SOLID 30 minutes left in the tank here, let's try another
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Old 05-18-2012, 09:42 AM   #108
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I tried to do this exact task in 1988 when I was 7 years old. I got about a hundred of them only. And I took the hundred to my parents because I had just proved everything they believed was a lie

SO, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, AT 7 YOU ALREADY HAD OVER ONE HUNDRED BIBLE-DISPELLING FACTOID TYPE DEALS LOCKED AWAY IN THAT SCARY BRAIN OF YOURS?

AND YOU ACTUALLY PENNED THEM TO PAPER??? AND BROUGHT THEM TO YOUR BRAINWASHED PSYCHOTIC PARENTS?

YOU DID THIS IN THE HOPES OF ACCOMPLISHING WHAT EXACTLY? CONVINCING THEM YOU NEEDED AN EXORCISM? CUZ THAT'S WHAT ANY SANE LOGICAL PERSON WOULD EXPECT HERE.

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK THEY WOULD DO, CHUCK THEIR BIBLES IN THE FIRE AND GIVE YOU A TEARY-EYED HUG?

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Old 05-18-2012, 09:49 AM   #109
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For asking questions about their Evil.

NAH DAWG, I'D HAVE TO SAY THEY TRIED TO EXORCISE DEMONS OUT OF YOU

BECAUSE YOUR BEHAVIOR IS SO CREEPY AND WEIRD (even at 7 this was no doubt readily apparent) THAT NOTHING SHORT OF DEMONIC POSSESSION EXPLAINS HOW YOU ACT

YOU SAT AROUND, AT 7 YEARS OLD, STUDYING THE BIBLE, JUST TO PICK IT APART, AND BRING YOUR *snicker* FINDINGS TO A BUNCH OF RELIGIOUS ZEALOTS, AND SHOVE THEIR LIFES WORK BACK IN THEIR FACE

A 7 YEAR OLD DOING ANYTHING LIKE THIS DESERVES TO BE EXORCISED IMO

IF YOU'D BEEN SMART ENOUGH TO KEEP YOUR DAMNED MOUTH SHUT AND PLAYED WITH TRAINS AND RACE CARS, HOW MUCH WOULD YOU HAVE SUFFERED?

YOU DIG?


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Old 05-18-2012, 09:52 AM   #110
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There is no sane alternative option, but perhaps you'd care to tender the outline of your proposed alternative, if you disagree with sanity?

WHOA THE GUY WHO LIVES ALONE AND SMOKES DOPE ALL DAY, WITH MINORS POSSIBLY LOCKED IN HIS APARTMENT STARVING TO DEATH IN HIS LIVING ROOM, IS TALKING TO ME ABOUT AGREEING OR DISAGREEING WITH SANITY

YIKES
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