Impromptu Late Night Chili

[gay sex]

HEY HEY MORTONS WAITRESS (watch this) just run the cow by the table and ill pull off a piece i like it that rare sweetheart (LOL DO YOU THINK SHES EVER HEARD ANYONE SAY THAT BEFORE) oh AND ILL TAKE A WOODFORD AND 9 BASKETS OF BREAD

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wowzers

[gay sex]

im literally rotting from the inside and probably facing kidney failure but if you cant appreciate whole foods salad bar ur an idiot

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	have to drowned in a good salad dressing
	finally an honest post

[Behemoth]

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Originally Posted by gay sex

oh private hemo doesnt do wine nigga im shocked

And Luger's sounds like a sweet place. All cash, old waiters that would look down upon me for first asking for Benchmark, then asking for Buffalo Trace or Bullitt, and finally "upgrading" to Maker's Mark. All cash sounds good too. I can see a 60 something old rich new york fuck pull out his gold money clip and peel off a hundy, close the book and give a nod to the old waiter signalling that he didn't need change from his $82 bill.

[gay sex]

tine im gonna need some help on this is he saying a 23 percent tip is lavish as a rich guy or what is he flailing at here

[Behemoth]

Guy's giving $110?

[Behemoth]

I'm guessing he doesn't have anything less than a $20. So $120

[Behemoth]

Jesus $150? Did he really pull out Mr. Grant and Mr. Franklin and not expect change? I don't think I can live in your high priced world Gare

[gay sex]

and that is correct considering the hierarchy at lugers and that old man having fond memories of when he was 25 and it was a luxury

[gay sex]

120 was right

[gay sex]

and 110 would have been fine also but he wants the guy to remember him next time so he can bigshot it 100 on 82 in new york might get that nigga cab home and you know he ordered the bacon and got some tableside banter