Impromptu Late Night Chili

[Behemoth]

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and nobody carries 50s bro

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shout out to 2003 to 2005 when the puffy vest was a thing

[Behemoth]

You know the old man gave him the close up "oh gawd finally someone with class, I've had guys asking for Woodford and extra bread all day. Finally nice to have someone with some class in here" wink and nod. BOOM $120 done

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although to be fair to diddy he was trying to tip or pay the person on his right i think and ive been that douche when im at a store and its like 7 dollars and i have 500 in 20s on me and assorted change and a phone and i just pull all of that shit out and leave it on the counter cuz im looking for the 17 cents to make the bill even

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not think ive done that alot

[Behemoth]

Old man threw me under the bus and I peer pressure panic tipped a Hamilton on top. BASTARD

[Behemoth]

I carry 50's. Unless it's an odd $50 then I leave it at home. Odd 50s are bad luck.

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can we talk about how ur disease ridden chili actually turned this into a real thread

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and again tine can you interject and tell him that people who say 50s are bad luck are also insane douches