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Old 09-30-2012, 04:16 PM   #13381
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Most of the poker world is focused on Cannes, France where WSOP Europe is now through the preliminary events and into the Main Event but the past week has seen other events around the world, including a high roller event in London that attracted some of the biggest names in the game. Aspinalls, a private [...]

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Bentley was found in our garage when she was a day old. She is now almost eight weeks old and has been through a lot. When she was four weeks old she fell down the stairs with our daughter. Last week I was told she has FIP. We are praying the vet is wrong. I took the attached photo before her diagnosis. Bentley looks like she is praying. Bentley got her name because I know I will never have a Bentley in my garage and I never thought I would ever find a kitten there either.



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Old 09-30-2012, 04:16 PM   #13384
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Raoul says: Trixie is one of two half-feral kittens we adopted. Their mother gave birth to a litter of four kittens in someone's barn, and the poor man got all scratched up trying to catch the kittens and give them away. From the start, Trixie was the more daring of the two kittens. She'd be trying to defend her sister by hissing at us the first few days in our care, until she got used to us. Of course, being so tiny, her hisses were absolutely adorable. Trixie kept on acting as the caregiver for Mitzi, her sister, until they grew up, when a funny thing happened. Mitzi grew bigger than her, and Trixie stayed a bit smaller and thinner. She was always very devoted to us, and even when we disciplined her for doing something she shouldn't have done, she wouldn't run away. She'd go sit in a corner for a bit, then forget all about it and come sit near us again.

Along the way, we had a few close calls, when we thought she might die. It looks like she was either poisoned or ate some poison at a neighbor's place. Twice we found her shaking horribly, unable to walk or stand, eyes terribly dilated. Thankfully, she pulled through okay, with the help of diuretics to flush out the poison, and grass juice, which turned out to be a miracle cure for her. We'd quickly blend some fresh grass from the yard into a green paste, mix it with water, and use a syringe to administer it orally. Within minutes, she'd feel better. We'd repeat the treatment three times a day for the next couple days or so. Keep that in mind in case your kitty is ever poisoned.

Trixie now lives with my grandmother in the countryside of Romania, together with her sister, and loves supplementing her diet with mice and the occasional eggs she steals from the chicken coop. :-)


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Default Portugal’s Francisco Da Costa Santos Defeats Spain’s Ana Marquez To Win WSOP-E PLO Br

In what was one of the quieter events on a hectic Saturday at the 2012 World Series of Poker Europe, Portugal’s Francisco Da Costa Santos emerged as the champion of Event #6, the €1650 Six Handed Pot Limit Omaha tournament, over Spain’s Ana Marquez early Sunday morning in Cannes, France.

Five players remained as play opened up yesterday with Andrew Lichtenberger holding a slim lead over Da Costa Santos. Aku Joentausta held down third place, with Marquez and an extremely short stacked Petteri Kalenius taking the other slots on the table. The sixth place finisher for the event, Nikolay Volper, had been eliminated on Friday by Lichtenberger prior to the postponement of the remainder of the final table, setting up yesterday’s action.

Although on the short stack, Kalenius refused to go quietly. He would double up twice within the first few minutes of the final table as the players settled in for a long grind. It would take almost four hours for the first player to be eliminated from the tournament and, when it occurred, it surprised many of the fans along the rail as to who it was.

After taking a big hit to his stack against Da Costa Santos to give him the lead, Lichtenberger continued to bleed chips to his opponents. He would drop down to only 75K in chips, which he pushed into battle against Joentausta holding Q-J-9-6. Joentausta was leading pre-flop with his A-K-7-6 and the flop only extended his advantage when it came down A-5-3. A King on the turn opened up the possibility of a Broadway straight for Lichtenberger, but a six on the river dashed those hopes and eliminated the start-of-day chip leader from the tournament in fifth place.

Joentausta would take over the chip lead with Lichtenberger’s elimination but it would be short lived. He decided to knock heads with Da Costa Santos and, after a potting battle, Da Costa Santos would have the best of it pre-flop with his A-A-9-4 (double suited) and his chips all-in against Joentausta’s A-K-J-10. The baby flop of 2-9-3 kept Da Costa Santos in the lead and, once the turn paired with another three and the river came with an innocuous eight, Da Costa Santos rocketed into the lead.

Marquez would then emerge as a challenger to Da Costa Santos as she eliminated a game Kalenius in fourth place to move up to 260K in chips (slightly less than half what Da Costa Santos held). After Da Costa Santos extended his lead in eliminating Joentausta in third place, the final two oddly decided to take a dinner break before coming back to determine the champion.

At the start of heads up play, Da Costa Santos (742K) held a dominant lead over Marquez (187K) and quickly put an end to the festivities. On the final hand, Marquez committed her final chips with a double suited A-K-10-5, drawing a call from Da Costa Santos and his 10-9-7-6 rainbow arrangement. The flop nailed Da Costa Santos, coming down 8-5-7, and although the 2 on the turn opened up Marquez for a flush draw plus her over cards, she would miss them all with the 4 on the river.

1. Francisco Da Costa Santos, €83,275
2. Ana Marquez, €51,443
3. Aku Joentausta, €36,351
4. Petteri Kalenius, €25,831
5. Andrew Lichtenberger, €18,463
6. Nikolay Volper, €13,273*

* – eliminated Friday

Marquez was thisclose to making WSOP-E history. Since its inception in 2007, there have been 23 tournaments that have been contested (not counting this year’s events) and, in that time, there has only been one female WSOP-E bracelet winner, Annette Obrestad’s victory in the inaugural WSOP-E Championship Event. In fact, no woman has come as close to winning as Marquez did with her runner-up finish on Saturday.

With that said, it shouldn’t deflect from the fact that Da Costa Santos played an outstanding final table in taking down the championship. For his work, Da Costa Santos could also claim a bit of WSOP history himself in becoming the first ever champion hailing from Portugal to win a bracelet.



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Old 09-30-2012, 07:35 PM   #13386
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Old 09-30-2012, 07:35 PM   #13387
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Default 2012 WSOP Octo-Nine: Good, Bad, Meh for Poker

A who’s who of who.


It’s that time of year again! Time to crank out the annual Good, Bad, Meh for Poker list.

Usually, we drop the list the day after the WSOP Main Event table is set. However, this year there were a few factors that delayed our publishing: 1) none of the Entities were at the Main Event (business reasons) after the Day 1′s, so we didn’t get to see any of the guys, 2) we’ve never heard of any of the the Octo-Niners before, so 3) we needed to watch some TV and talk to other players, media, and industry types to get a feel.

And oh yeah, also, a big #4: after the two hot girls were eliminated in 11th and 10th place, everyone else was dead to us anyway. Seriously wtf. Worst. Beat. Ever.

During the poker boom years, the WSOP final table has been like a Rush concert: completely lacking vaginas. Getting just one female (especially a hot one, which miraculously both were) at this year’s final table would’ve transformed the buzz factor for the event by x1000. Getting two? Holy shit. The final table would’ve been as talked about as the Bachelor Pad 3 finale.

Ok maybe not that much…but close.

Anyway…we probably can kill some of the drama by saying there’s a whole lotta meh here. However, asdark_stars_parents_suck_the_dicks_off_cane_toads _then_fuck_them_back_on_comdotcom.comalways, a few caveats with the list: if somebody falls into the “Bad for Poker” category, this does not mean he is actually a bad guy. And vice versa. For example, many could argue that Dennis Phillips was “Good for Poker,” but that doesn’t necessarily make him a good guy (That’s right! Still taking Dennis Phillips shots after all these years!).

With that in mind, here is the 2012 WSOP Main Event Good, Bad, Meh for Poker list.

GOOD FOR POKER

We’re eternally optimists, in that we’re positive we’ll eventually be optimistic about something. So let’s start with the good.

As the watermark indicates, photo courtesy of BLUFF.


Greg Merson – Hey! Another 24 year-old anonymous looking college drop-out poker kid! There’s a new story!

Merson’s story actually has the most variance. Could be really good, could end up really bad. Because we’re optimistic today, we’ll throw him in the “good” category (although we considered netting him out at “meh,” as you’ll see).

On the plus side: Merson is a 2012 bracelet winner; he’s played by most accounts more hands of poker than anyone in the world the past few years; and his friend Michael Phelps–he of an Olympic record math math math 497 gold medals–has pledged to sweat him at the final table.

On the downside (potentially): Merson is a recovering drug addict.

If Merson doesn’t allow the momentary brief burst of fame go to his head like so many delusional assholes in this industry have before him, his story of redemption–how poker saved his life–has some real teeth to it.

If he slips, not good times for anyone involved.

We’re holding out hope for the positive. Merson falls into good…for now. Read more about Merson here.

Jeremy Ausmus -dark_stars_parents_suck_the_dicks_off_cane_toads_t hen_fuck_them_back_on_comdotcom.comThirty-three year-old pro Jeremy Ausmus, who cashed 9 times (jack-high!) this summer, has the most compelling, media friendly backstory of any Octo-9′er: he has a baby due the week of the final table.



That’s right, his wife could give birth while he’s playing for poker’s biggest prize.

If there’s one thing mainstream media likes, it’s stories about babies, things that we don’t know but that can kill us, and Tim Tebow. If Tim Tebow were to actually deliver Ausmus’ baby in a bathtub made out of some new material that nobody knows about (yet) but may be so toxic that it can kill us, even better.

Ausmus is a well-liked, decent looking guy. If his wife gives birth while he’s winning the Main Event, expect him on every talk show across the country.

Read more about Ausmus here.

We respect a man who won’t let his hair go.


Michael Esposito – The WSOP viewing audience has always had a love affair with the middle-aged working man who defies the odds against a bunch of sharks and makes the final table.

This year, Michael Esposito fits the bill.

So what if he’s the oldest looking 43 year-old in the history of poker (which if you saw Hasan Habib in person back in the day, says a lot). It takes some serious Jeffrey Skilling sized balls to rock that hairdo.

As the Entities approach 43 themselves, Espositio gives us hope. Hope for what? We have no fucking idea. But he gives us hope.

Read more about Esposito here.

MEH FOR POKER

Everybody else.







Oh we still have to write more? All right all right.

Jesse Sylvia – He’s the chip leader. He’s 24. He has one WSOP cash to his name before this. His former roommate and friend Russell Thomas is also at the final table. Unfortunately bromances are so 2009. Meh. (read more if you want here)

Russell Thomas – Average looking white guy alert! See: Sylvia, Jesse.

Steven Gee – The 53 year-old already has one bracelet to his name. Unfortunately, nobody really knows his name. On the plus side, Gee looks like Jacob Balsiger compared to Michael Esposito. Asians age well. More on Gee here.

From Hogwarts to the final table.


Jacob Balsiger – Speaking of Jacob Balsiger!

Holy shit this kid looks young.

The 21 year-old Arizona State (great party school) student could’ve captured that “youngest Main Event winner” storyline had Peter Eastgate and Joe Cada not already beaten him to the punch.

But hey, he’s living the dream. He’s probably been laid more on campus since making the final table than a nymphomaniac female Craigslist personals poster. Eff you, youth and money!

More on Balsiger here.

Robert Saluburu – Whatever.

BAD FOR POKER

Andras Koroknai – Not to pick on the foreigner, but let’s just say Pius Heinz didn’t exactly knock it out of the park as poker’s unofficial face/ambassador the past year.

Koroknai is from Hungary. He’s 30. He’s second in chips. He’ll be immediately forgotten.

While he seems like a nice enough guy, given how anonymous this year’s final table is–Koroknai is probably the perfect winner for it.

And the worst case scenario for the WSOP.

That’s it for this year’s list. As always…hoping for the best, preppin’ for the worst.

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  2. 2012 WSOP Schedule Announced
  3. 2012 WSOP Main Event Final Table Set: Baumann, Hille Just Miss




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This is a wonderful time of year to be in New Mexico. It is the time that the farmers are harvesting their Green and Red Chili Peppers. They set up large chili roasters on street corners all over town, and you can stop and have them roast you up a big bag of chilies. You can take them home, put them in smaller bags and freeze them. Then all year long you can enjoy Green Chili Soup, Chili Rellenos, Green Chili Hamburgers and home made Salsa. We would always buy at least a 50 pound bag. With all this chili roasting going on, the whole city was filled with the rich aroma of roasting chilis.


While the Green Chilies were roasted, the Red Chilies were woven together like in the picture above to make Chili Ristras. The red chilies were dried in the sun, and then the ristras were sold. Originally this was a method to preserve the peppers and allow you to use them year round. After they were dried, people would buy them, and then put in the kitchen or pantry as a source of peppers for the year. The thing is, they are such a beautiful color of red, it became a tradition to use them as decorations, and not just for eating.


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