Statutory Ape's Task Work to Complete in Order to Justify his Right to Life

[Statutory Ape]

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Originally Posted by SkyNigger

You moron, read Jim's post.

A little celebration on your part is cool, well deserved. You definitely earned the right to flaunt, and actually I have been celebrating too, inside. Remember when you said it's a shame you never win, because if you won, i'd win? Well, you were right. It's certainly eye opening...

Fitting tribute here, and although i was not in my right mind when I made this I am certainly glad I did. Truth be told it was MUCH easier to do than I had anticipated. Why it took me so long...I have many ideas, more on that front later...

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that's very sane of you

[Statutory Ape]

drat looks like someone needs to invert the images or something. I can't do that sadly.

[SkyNigger]

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Originally Posted by Apes of Wrath

Truth be told it was MUCH easier to do than I had anticipated.

"It's impossible to move forward if you're always looking back."

A very wise man said that to me once, indirectly; it was on his Hi5 page and he was fucking my girlfriend* (which is why I was looking at his Hi5 page). He wasn't saying it to me, but he might have been saying it to Aun.

*It's possible I was fucking his g/f but you know how these things go.

No you don't. With Aun, not even Aun knows.

All the same, it's fairly flawless wisdom to keep in mind, for life.

[rum dick]

Oh you rapscallions

[SkyNigger]

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Originally Posted by Rum Dick

Read "Survivor" by Chuck Palahniuk last night, and it made me think of this thread. Gotta say prefer reading about skynig's life to reading that book.

God that sounds fucking torturous. What's with all the demented psychic shit? This is a like fantasy novel about a guy in a death cult who can predict the future. Who doesn't predict anything interesting?

Tight fiction.

There is no fiction in what I write. This was interesting though, I had forgotten about this.

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Adam begins recounting the way the Church leaders terrorized the children into fearing sex by forcing them to watch every time a woman went into labor.

I have been creeped out by the eww of girls since I was 7 when I was forced to watch the 'beautiful' natural home birth of my little sister. There are images seared into my memory that are just...

When I was 29, if a girl asked me to get her - feminine hygiene products - she'd probably get dumped. Even now, I wouldn't be happy about it.

You don't want to ever watch a home birth. Definitely not when you're 7.

Fucking Toddlers. They shouldn't be allowed to have children.

[SkyNigger]

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Originally Posted by Rum Dick

First palahniuk book ive read...it had its moments but overall it came across as vonnegut fanfic

If you want to read some fucking writing, you'll want to read this man's.



You will want to read all his novels but you will want to read these two, if you were somehow limited in such a tragic way, to only reading two.





A Perfect Spy changed my life.

“Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love."

[rum dick]

Jeez

My mother-in-law told me to start reading le carre not more than two days ago.

Worldscolliding

Done and done.

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smart lady, but then that happens to whomever reads le Carre

[rum dick]

You probably already know about this but better safe than sorry....

http://longform.org/

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cool site

[SkyNigger]

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Originally Posted by Reppat

Wait so mike is leaving the church?

This is what he says, correct.

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excellent, i hope you can mentor and change this young grape into a man with your sharp tongue and forum hilarity

[rum dick]

Last ride of cowboy Bob is a longform (Texas monthly) face.

http://www.texasmonthly.com/cms/prin...sue=2005-11-01

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	amazing story.
	rofl at tipping the hat to the teller, peggy is god
	Sucks that she had to go down in my home city.