Real talk its 9am and Im awake.

[anatine]

i believe a lot of the traffic in the next few days gets handled by independents. mine certainly was.

[Suicide King]

best thread ever. Also im getting duck over rice at a chink spot

[anatine]

PRETTY SURE THAT COMMENT DEMANDS A TRIP REPORT AND A PHOTOGRAPH OF DELIGHTFULLY SKINLESS DUCK.

[Hillbilly Jim]

so we are getting pics of suicide king indepedently rubbing his balls on bobs tv?
i quickly scanned this page so i didnt get all the details

[anatine]

coffee is for closers, jimberly.

[Bobby Wong]

im totally getting one of those csi lights and shining it at all my packages from now on, i bet half of them are covered with dickprints

[Hillbilly Jim]

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonatine

2) my russian cleaning woman 'sonja' did an incredible job and all and im grateful but she put my bottle of macallan 18 under the sink and im like really? i hope shes just some weirdo christian fundie and thinks all alcohol should be hidden. otherwise i dont know, i dont see a future between us.

leave a bottle of that out and see what she does

[anatine]

apparently skinning a duck is for busters.