Originally Posted by
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Anybody here ever legit got their ass kicked in a fight? I've got money on vaughn getting his ass kicked when he was near blackout drunk. And ive got money on blake getting his ass kicked at least once in high school.
Nah, I've never in my high school life to now had my ass kicked. The only person to legit beat the shit out of me in my life is my older brother. I got into some brutal scraps with him growing up, but I just couldn't beat the guy due to him being an older version of me physically and probably even more athletic. To stick with the vertical theme, he could easily dunk at 6ft 1. Try fighting someone like that who was also an incredibly violent kinda kid who loved fighting.
This gave me a huge advantage over kids in my age group though to the point that it wasn't even fair. I seriously and majorly beat the fuck out of every single other person I fought as a youngster. I have always had ridiculous punching power and known how to use it. Plus, I've trained boxing - which I recommend to everyone as a form of exercise on top of the fact that you will be a huge favorite in any street fight with just basic knowledge of the craft.
Through my adult life I've been way too laid back of a person to ever find myself in those kind of situations, and it doesn't hurt to have huge arms and a giant chest. People just don't fuck with me. When I was in high school, I gave my best friend a free shot while 9 of 10 wasted in some stupid argument. I had punched him in the face while he was pulling his truck into another friend's driveway - this was preceded by me pounding on my other best friend's face and head over the top of the passenger front seat into the back seat while he had a hold of my shirt and was also landing vicious hooks on me.
I blamed the free shot friend for instigating the conflict between the two of us. The backseat friend and I were already laughing it off at this point, like crazily and insanely. I couldn't even remember what started it, neither could he.
I am remembering this as I type it now, and the backseat friend and I had plotted to jump the other friend as soon as we got out of the truck for letting us get to the point of beating the shit out of each other. Both of our hands were burning from hitting each others' skulls, and we had the A/C on full blast with our hands in front of the vent to alleviate the pain. The entire time, the free shot friend is just sitting there listening to us drunk bastards plotting his destruction.
Anyhow, I decide to tell him of our plan, as if he didn't already hear it with us two feet away. I look at him, and free shot just sort of pissed me off, so I straight righted him in the chin and almost KOd him. He slammed on the brakes, threw a few shots back, and then claimed the punch I landed was a cheap shot. We drove through a garden, hopped out of the truck, and this lead to the free punch on me after yelling at him etc. that he was too much of a pussy to do it.
Finally, he did do it though, and being so drunk, it still caught me off guard. He landed a superman punch square on my forehead, then caught me with two or three other shots. I tried to dodge the onslaught, but was rocked and slipped and fell backwards in some mud - the closest I've ever been to being KOd in a fight. He was in the process of tackling me as I fell, when my adrenaline kicked in, and just a second or two after I hit the ground, I literally snapped out of it, reversed his position, then ended up on top of him pounding his face in. We rolled around a little bit hitting each other, I probably landed 30 punches to his 5, until I was gassed. He realized I had punched myself out, then decides to go for a pussy choke hold. He had some sort of half RNC, but I still had a hand under his grip. I knew I had to do something, so I verbally warned him etc., then pretended that he was choking me out, stopped moving for a few seconds, and then with the last energy I had, insta violently shot up and jerked my entire body forward and headed butted the fuck out of his face into the ground on the way down. This still wasn't enough to get out of it though, and it only made him give it all he had left.
This is how you know you're a monster -- what do you do in this situation? Let him put you to sleep, or do the savage thing?
Even though this guy was my lifelong best friend, I wasn't about to let him win. I grabbed his forearm and bit the fucker as hard as I could. . . It worked, he screamed and realized I was going to take a chunk of flesh out of him if he didn't let go. He also had loosened up his grip at the initial reaction enough where I moved my position down and out of the choke. If he weren't my best friend, I would have seriously full mount pounded his face in at that point. The adrenaline had temporarily sobered me up, and he realized it and wanted to call it off.
I should mention that he was almost sober the entire time, but that was as close as I've come to getting my ass kicked outside of my childhood.
I set on the ground for a few minutes as the adrenaline rush waned, quickly realized I was still shit faced, and then remembered all of what had just happened. I had drank probably 25+ beers throughout that night, plus tequila.
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