tell her that you are going to fuck her and then most likely try to fuck her hottest friend
she will appreciate your honesty and next thing you know you will be having a threesome
maybe you didnt realize it but all women are whores, because of their whore mothers. therefore i advise you to offer her money in exchange for sexual intercourse.
That's terrible advice and just like Ovanwax you have not been paying attention.
All humans are whores, because of their whore mother. Of course they're all very sensitive of this fact, so offering money directly is very nearly the most optimal way to strike out.
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ask her if she wants to go get a drink sometime
Almost. Even if she was old enough to have fun with alcohol, you can't ask a girl to drink unless you want her to know you want to bang her and then never speak to her again. This is what you probably want to do, and probably what she expects; but it will make her feel like a whore.
You need a pretext that lets everyone pretend you're perfectly respectable 18th century Victorian era upstanding citizens. Ask the young lady out to coffee. Know a place where they sell excellent coffee and cakes / scones / sweet treats that aid in conversation which will be dumb, stunted and it's not important.
It's all a stupid pretext for you to do what you both want to do.
LISTEN while youre busy driving your cocaine submarine, i was out here defending the idea that all star survivor is better against scooter who thinks its a bad idea, JESUS CHRIST YOUR JIMMERY KNOWS NO BOUNDS
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But whatever, yes I can be a huge canadian faggot and you can be terrible yourself but theres no reason we shouldnt be able to co-exist at the very least, ya feelz me??
Decided to give my thoughts. I wrote this because some Skatz users seem to be the hopeless with women type, and anything helps.
Just reading her personality type can help you gauge how direct to be. If you have talked to her enough, you should be able to tell how much of a whore she is. It is usually easy to pick up on this within just a few minutes of meeting a girl, but to be honest, I have years of experience dealing with many, many rich white women of all ages hours upon end at an old job where I purposefully learned all of this for success. I was good with girls before, but now, it's not even fair.
If she is being playful with you, and you know she isn't like this to everyone, then obviously she likes you at least somewhat. A good rule of thumb with girls, or anyone for that matter, is that the more of a change from their normal demeanor they have around you is directly proportional to how much of an effect you have on them. Obviously the greater the effect, the more they value you.
The more they value you, the more they think of you. The more they think of you, the more they likely want to fuck you.
If you are creepy, it can be nervous and negative behavior, but it is very easy to tell the difference. Girls don't genuinely smile at guys they don't like, but usually can't help themselves around guys they do - the same goes for staring which is more appropriate if they are the shy type.
The absolute most fool proof way to tell if a person is buying what you're selling is pupil dilation, because it is involuntary. This can be tricky in anything but indoor lighting or low light settings, but it is a powerful tool to use. The more dilated, the more positive the reaction. My lighting around my desk was set up perfectly for this, and once I became accustomed to reading eyes, it became second nature. The shit is not rocket science and we all have been proven to have an innate sense of such things. Seriously, if you are good with women, it is not uncommon for a chick that just met you to become transfixed to the point that her eyes are all glassy and dilated like she is on ecstasy. (Also pro tip, if you see a girl give you this look that you have known for a long time and always felt close too, she is seriously madly in fucking love with you, moron. It's kind of chemically impossible for her not to be after being around you forever with that look. I can go back in my mind and replay every time I've saw this one.)
After making an effort to get good about this to line my pockets, I then later realized how many girls I had ignorantly overlooked. It was fucking mind boggling.
Seriously, the script I developed with women was to be incredibly direct and authoritative, yet not pushy, whilst smiling and making playful eye contact. They eat that shit up and will buy whatever you are selling. It's that simple. Now gauging how far to take it is something that I undoubtedly became better at with practice. I would basically try and do the same thing with my clients as I would when seducing a girl in public, because girls become much more cooperative when they want to fuck you obviously, which is their ultimate form of submission. Even when the girls don't respond sexually, they still tremendously respect men who are authoritative and confident and will usually allow you to lead them to whatever besides sex. It's their nature, and in this case, her blowing you is just a matter of more effort than the girls that give you an immediate green light, usually because of a boyfriend that actually like or something.
I can't count how many times some doctor's wife or whatever would end up throwing out our business, then just sit down at my desk, mention something out of nowhere about her husband to absolve herself of guilt, then give me a direct eye fuck stare that made me literally fucking her right there on my desk seem possible. I'd smile then go on about our business.
Another big thing to look for is self touching, I see this all the time and know that it is a huge sign, because it happening meant the chance of success for me was infinitely greater when it did. It seems like girls that are the most buying what I am selling touch their neck and shoulders. It will seem really weird and out of place, but it's like they can't help it and don't even notice that they are doing it. Most of that pickup artist stuff is bullshit and I have saw this brought up before amongst that lot, but they do know some things.
I know this is all legit by comparing positive reactions to likelihood of success with my clients.
The Suicide King method is incredibly effective with slutty women, but a smart girl will likely know what your intentions are like Scooter mentioned and have a higher chance of turning you down. Seriously, bondage liking, anal whore girls I know have became offended by me asking for a picture of their ass in panties or something of the like, with the excuse being that it "makes me feel trashy". I still can't believe that shit. Girls like to pretend. The kind that are just open about it are incredibly rare, and usually are very intelligent, very fucking stupid, or very bad off on drugs, which is just frightening - they are the exception, not the rule.
Anyhow, how I would handle the cashier chick is pretty obvious. Her goth/emo thing is likely either a manifestation of massive insecurity or a projection of her inner narcissist, "I'm so misunderstood" likely charlatan self, or a combination of both. Given that she seems playful, it is almost surely the first. For your sake, I hope so.
Girls love to project this image of depth through their sense of style and what they say about themselves, but it almost never turns out to be the case. They are truly a superficial creature.
Engage her in conversation then out of nowhere just bring up something like "Oh hey, what's your number? Before I forget to ask you again haha", if she gives it you and responds well, then immediately bring the "hanging out" sometimes thing up and take at as far is it seems natural to, potentially right to scheduling something then and there. Go with the Suicide King method if you think she's up for it. Later on, text her. If she was older, I'd say call and don't be a pussy. Just trust your gut and don't be pushy, but lead the interaction fairly, fairly because they love it when you lead yet treat them as equals, which is just fucking retarded.
I can vouch for the Scooter method too, especially if you're socially awkward or really dig the girl to the point that you are off your game around her.
Dress nicely, wear nice shoes, and for those of you rubes who don't already do this, you would be amazed at how much it helps. Oh, and if you have a deep voice, girls love that shit, brah, use it often and purposefully lower sometimes - works like a charm.
Basically just don't be a faggot.
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LISTEN while youre busy driving your cocaine submarine, i was out here defending the idea that all star survivor is better against scooter who thinks its a bad idea, JESUS CHRIST YOUR JIMMERY KNOWS NO BOUNDS
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Originally Posted by neverstop in a PM
. . .
But whatever, yes I can be a huge canadian faggot and you can be terrible yourself but theres no reason we shouldnt be able to co-exist at the very least, ya feelz me??
Decided to give my thoughts. I wrote this because some Skatz users seem to be the hopeless with women type, and anything helps.
Just reading her personality type can help you gauge how direct to be. If you have talked to her enough, you should be able to tell how much of a whore she is. It is usually easy to pick up on this within just a few minutes of meeting a girl, but to be honest, I have years of experience dealing with many, many rich white women of all ages hours upon end at an old job where I purposefully learned all of this for success. I was good with girls before, but now, it's not even fair.
If she is being playful with you, and you know she isn't like this to everyone, then obviously she likes you at least somewhat. A good rule of thumb with girls, or anyone for that matter, is that the more of a change from their normal demeanor they have around you is directly proportional to how much of an effect you have on them. Obviously the greater the effect, the more they value you.
The more they value you, the more they think of you. The more they think of you, the more they likely want to fuck you.
If you are creepy, it can be nervous and negative behavior, but it is very easy to tell the difference. Girls don't genuinely smile at guys they don't like, but usually can't help themselves around guys they do - the same goes for staring which is more appropriate if they are the shy type.
The absolute most fool proof way to tell if a person is buying what you're selling is pupil dilation, because it is involuntary. This can be tricky in anything but indoor lighting or low light settings, but it is a powerful tool to use. The more dilated, the more positive the reaction. My lighting around my desk was set up perfectly for this, and once I became accustomed to reading eyes, it became second nature. The shit is not rocket science and we all have been proven to have an innate sense of such things. Seriously, if you are good with women, it is not uncommon for a chick that just met you to become transfixed to the point that her eyes are all glassy and dilated like she is on ecstasy. (Also pro tip, if you see a girl give you this look that you have known for a long time and always felt close too, she is seriously madly in fucking love with you, moron. It's kind of chemically impossible for her not to be after being around you forever with that look. I can go back in my mind and replay every time I've saw this one.)
After making an effort to get good about this to line my pockets, I then later realized how many girls I had ignorantly overlooked. It was fucking mind boggling.
Seriously, the script I developed with women was to be incredibly direct and authoritative, yet not pushy, whilst smiling and making playful eye contact. They eat that shit up and will buy whatever you are selling. It's that simple. Now gauging how far to take it is something that I undoubtedly became better at with practice. I would basically try and do the same thing with my clients as I would when seducing a girl in public, because girls become much more cooperative when they want to fuck you obviously, which is their ultimate form of submission. Even when the girls don't respond sexually, they still tremendously respect men who are authoritative and confident and will usually allow you to lead them to whatever besides sex. It's their nature, and in this case, her blowing you is just a matter of more effort than the girls that give you an immediate green light, usually because of a boyfriend that actually like or something.
I can't count how many times some doctor's wife or whatever would end up throwing out our business, then just sit down at my desk, mention something out of nowhere about her husband to absolve herself of guilt, then give me a direct eye fuck stare that made me literally fucking her right there on my desk seem possible. I'd smile then go on about our business.
Another big thing to look for is self touching, I see this all the time and know that it is a huge sign, because it happening meant the chance of success for me was infinitely greater when it did. It seems like girls that are the most buying what I am selling touch their neck and shoulders. It will seem really weird and out of place, but it's like they can't help it and don't even notice that they are doing it. Most of that pickup artist stuff is bullshit and I have saw this brought up before amongst that lot, but they do know some things.
I know this is all legit by comparing positive reactions to likelihood of success with my clients.
The Suicide King method is incredibly effective with slutty women, but a smart girl will likely know what your intentions are like Scooter mentioned and have a higher chance of turning you down. Seriously, bondage liking, anal whore girls I know have became offended by me asking for a picture of their ass in panties or something of the like, with the excuse being that it "makes me feel trashy". I still can't believe that shit. Girls like to pretend. The kind that are just open about it are incredibly rare, and usually are very intelligent, very fucking stupid, or very bad off on drugs, which is just frightening - they are the exception, not the rule.
Anyhow, how I would handle the cashier chick is pretty obvious. Her goth/emo thing is likely either a manifestation of massive insecurity or a projection of her inner narcissist, "I'm so misunderstood" likely charlatan self, or a combination of both. Given that she seems playful, it is almost surely the first. For your sake, I hope so.
Girls love to project this image of depth through their sense of style and what they say about themselves, but it almost never turns out to be the case. They are truly a superficial creature.
Engage her in conversation then out of nowhere just bring up something like "Oh hey, what's your number? Before I forget to ask you again haha", if she gives it you and responds well, then immediately bring the "hanging out" sometimes thing up and take at as far is it seems natural to, potentially right to scheduling something then and there. Go with the Suicide King method if you think she's up for it. Later on, text her. If she was older, I'd say call and don't be a pussy. Just trust your gut and don't be pushy, but lead the interaction fairly, fairly because they love it when you lead yet treat them as equals, which is just fucking retarded.
I can vouch for the Scooter method too, especially if you're socially awkward or really dig the girl to the point that you are off your game around her.
Dress nicely, wear nice shoes, and for those of you rubes who don't already do this, you would be amazed at how much it helps. Oh, and if you have a deep voice, girls love that shit, brah, use it often and purposefully lower sometimes - works like a charm.
Basically just don't be a faggot.
This is all well and good but Behemoth doesn't seem like the sort of guy who'd get confused by a girl flirting with him. I don't want to discourage this sort of talk because it's all very important for the sake of Humanity (I am not being puerile) but if Behemoth says she's flirting with him, I'm gonna back the dude's assessment.
The fact that he didn't instinctively know how to respond only means he's not a player. This is one of those contradictory spots where girls are batshit insane. Players score. Girls like players. Like you said, they like assertive guys who make them feel comfortable and this is important because they want to submit. Awkward guys make girls uncomfortable.
Girls are fucking morons. They've got it the wrong way around.
nb. Unless they literally just want to be banged without any risk of complications, emotional noose, post-coital awkwardness. Which now that I think about it, is probably what most girls want. After all, girls like sex 10 x more than guys (biologically-speaking).
But if girls were truly looking for a decent guy, they really don't do themselves any favour by rewarding the sleaze and punishing the honest guys who aren't banging girls every night or every other night or multiple times a night.
I think asking for her number is more risky than being assertive in telling her that you're going to take her to this great place that has the best blah blah (you should actually have a great place that has excellent blah blah). But girls love that shit. Tell them what you're going to do together.Don't ask them if they'd be doing you a favour. That's what your whore mother was lying about.
And if we can ignore the fact that I used the word "post-coital", that would be aiight.
actually im talking about david choe and when i said i know him i meant ive watched his podcast a few times
i mean it doesnt hurt him that he is worth hundres of millions of dollars and a famous artist
that may have more to do with fucking lots of chicks than his honesty
Yeah, my main concern here is that she's of the emo/goth type and that's not really me. I'm a Dickies/jeans/boots guy. She's also a lot younger than me. I'm 36 (shocker), I think she's probably about 20? I can't tell anymore. I have old man eyes, so anything under 25 looks good. And by good, I mean possible jailtime. Anyway, I can't really relate to her kind of music, what she grew up watching, etc. The only thing I can be is the daddy she never had. Ooohh. That might work. Maybe that's who she digs.
I'm really not a fan of lip/eyebrow rings, and the whole blue/red/colored makeup instead of eyebrows deal. Seriously, this girl doesn't have any eyebrows. It really irritates me. But she is young and showing interest. This is the problem. I don't think with my dick. I'm more or less rationalizing this out and predicting what'll happen based on known/unknown parameters.
Behemoth Expert Assessment:
She'll be into some indie/emo bands that I'll hate. You know, the ones that sound like they're crying with three chords in the background. Let's not forget the whole emo/lip ring/eyebrows shaved and replaced with blue eye liner/leather studded wristband deal. My assessment is that I should leave this innocent flirting and make it a bright spot on my day. This solution is also the one that doesn't end in me driving 15 miles to the next town over to do my grocery shopping. Last minute opinions accepted.
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