***OFFICIAL Margarita Thread OFFICIAL***

[gay sex]

you just learned the word lilting today didnt you dual

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ill take u on in a vocab challenge any day

[SkyNigger]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vwls with one L dammit

Any margarita experts out there?

I don't know shit about recipes but I fucking love margaritas. I had three (3) last night. Would have had more but needed to keep my wits about me. Could have really gone for 4. Should have. fucking hindsight...

[Harley]

That's my dad. He was coming up in the pro-stock circuit. Last race of the season, he was coming into the final turn when a driver named Kenny Linder tapped his bumper and put him into the wall at a hundred and twenty miles an hour. I watched my father burn to death. I can still remember him screaming. The people who were there said my father died long before the tanks blew. They said it was me that was screaming.I saw Linder about a week later. I had the wrench in my hand... and I hit him! And I didn't mean to keep hitting him, but by the time I was done, I couldn't lift my arm. He's a janitor at an elementary school. He has to take the bus to work... and they banned me from the tracks for life.

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niggers always talking about death being peaceful. as if they'd know.

[Vwls with one L dammit]

Who the fuck tagged that margaritas are gross? Probably the same simpering faggot who said that bloody mary's are gross. Grow some balls and have a fucking drink one time.

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	almost gave me an aneurysm i was so tilted
	I don't even WANT to know that person.
	bad read, wasn't me

[anatine]

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkyNigger

I don't know shit about recipes but I fucking love margaritas. I had three (3) last night. Would have had more but needed to keep my wits about me. Could have really gone for 4. Should have. fucking hindsight...

Out of all the mysteries I could have revealed to me today, a trip report regarding this post is the one I want most from the universe at the moment.

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lol. i couldn't possibly produce anything worthy of such hype. in fear of failure, I refuse to attempt. sfo

[gay sex]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LIKES PINNNNNNAAA COLADDDDASSSSSSSSSSSSSS AND GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN, HEEEEEEEEESSSSS GOT A GIANT BEEEEEEEEEARD AND LIKES MADELIENES


HHHHHHHE LIKES MAKING LOVE AT MIDNIGHT

[anatine]

yeah making love at midnight is ok.

i dont love it, but its ok, i like it.

also i took a nap and the likelyhood of me going to red rocks for poker went from like 20% to single digits.

[gay sex]

OH PAISANNNO!

[dual]

i have had gross bloody marys. they are pretty easy to fuck up. i honestly think it is hard to fuck up a margarita. at least, fuk one up to the point where it actually tastes gross. i dont think ive ever hda a margarita and gone o wow this thing is way too strong or something

[Hillbilly Jim]

you know why margaritas are gross
because tequila is gross you morons

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	probably drinks jagermeister
	k margaritas arent gross dont start crossing the line kid
	you're gross and I wouldn't drink you if you were the last drink alive
	ta kill ya