ugh this is awful i have a tine thread wtf happened to us vaugnpussy b it only shows

[anatine]

i anticipate about 2 weeks of smugposting about how great the bbq is, followed by several years of livetweets between power outages about how fireants attacked your family during a flood and youve almost forgotten what a proper bagel tastes like, but marrrrrrone that brisket.

[anatine]

and yes you dont even need to ask; the colony of bees under your stoop is absolutely 100% africanized.

[anatine]

[anatine]

few youtube auto-play ratholes are more disappointing than peter gabriels.

[anatine]

they tease you with his kate bush duet, and then pivot gently into the other 2 kate bush songs worth listening to, and then suddenly youre on stage with him and its 2018 and hes singing 'biko' but cant hit the notes anymore so he just points the mic at the audience for half the song.

and then when you think it cant possibly get worse than that, here comes sledgehammer.

[anatine]

literal opposite effect is the 50 cent auto-playlist

[gay sex]

I hear you and I see you my guy but yung petey g will always be appreciated

[gay sex]

Always in all ways we see you ryan serhant

[gay sex]

the bbq posting will be super obnoxious though believe that

[anatine]

ive emotionally accepted that by the time youre done ill be much fatter and own a big green egg.