Gay Sex is the final authority on vocabulary issues around these parts, but I will throw my support behind anything Mean Girls related.
Its diction, not vocabulary. Diction has far more to do with clever word usage than "vocabulary", vocabulary would insinuate that we didn't know the word "fetch" prior. Awful diction. The word "vocabulary" fucking puts me on uber tilt.
2 NIGHTS AGO, I HAD ZERO OPTIONS FOR FOOD. IT WAS 1:30AM SUNDAY NIGHT DOG. THE ONE WEBSITE THAT LETS ME ORDER FROM A LOCAL MEXICAN PLACE WAS OFFLINE. SHIT WAS GETTING PITCHY.
I PICKED UP MY PHONE AND DIALED 4 NUMBERS:
1711
I WAS GREETED BY ABOUT 5 SECONDS OF INDECYPHERABLE MOONJABBER. NOT BEING FROM THE FUCKING MOON, I WAITED IT OUT.
THEN I HEAR:
FOR ENGLISH, PRESS 9.
SO I PRESS 9 I DOES.
A SEXY YOUNG WOMAN ANSWERS THE PHONE DOG, IMMED.
UHHHH IS THIS MCDONALDS I STAMMER? NOT QUITE BELIEVING.
SHE CONFIRMS THAT IT IS, IN FACT, MC MOTHER FUCKING DONALDS, AND THAT NIGGAS KNOW.
NOW I DONT KNOW MUCH BUT IF NIGGAS KNOW, IM ON THE TEAM, NAHMEAN?
NOW HERE IS THE OTHER PROBLEM. IVE LIVED HERE FOR 3 WEEKS AND TO DATE, NOT A SINGLE CAB DRIVER HAS BEEN ABLE TO FIGURE OUT WHERE I LIVE. SO I ANTICIPATE GROTESQUE FAILURE WHEN I HERE HE, WITHOUT PROMPTING, *TELL ME WHERE I LIVE*.
SHE LITERALLY FIGURED OUT WHERE I LIVED FROM MY PHONE NUMBER DOG.
I ORDERED:
DOUBLE BIG MAC
FRIED CHICKEN
CHICKEN MCNUGGETS
AND I SUPERSIZED THE CUNTING SHIT OUT OF MY DOUBLE BIG MAC MEAL.
MY HAND TO GOD NIGGA 45 MINUTES LATER, AT 2:15AM MONDAY MORNING, THEY HAD DELIVERED *ALL* MY FOOD AND IT WAS FUCKING DELICIOUS.
I WOULDNT LIE TO YOU DOG SHITS REAL ON THE BATTLEFIELD.
THE STORY HAS A SAD ENDING, HOWEVER:
This post deserves to be outlined in shimmering platinum or gold. It is that good.
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LISTEN while youre busy driving your cocaine submarine, i was out here defending the idea that all star survivor is better against scooter who thinks its a bad idea, JESUS CHRIST YOUR JIMMERY KNOWS NO BOUNDS
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But whatever, yes I can be a huge canadian faggot and you can be terrible yourself but theres no reason we shouldnt be able to co-exist at the very least, ya feelz me??
Anyone tried to this new, limited time available, sweet chili sauce? I was going to grab some McNuggets the other day just to try this shit, folks, but I HOFdommed a few cheeseburgers instead.
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Originally Posted by gay sex
LISTEN while youre busy driving your cocaine submarine, i was out here defending the idea that all star survivor is better against scooter who thinks its a bad idea, JESUS CHRIST YOUR JIMMERY KNOWS NO BOUNDS
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Originally Posted by neverstop in a PM
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But whatever, yes I can be a huge canadian faggot and you can be terrible yourself but theres no reason we shouldnt be able to co-exist at the very least, ya feelz me??
Anyone tried to this new, limited time available, sweet chili sauce? I was going to grab some McNuggets the other day just to try this shit, folks, but I HOFdommed a few cheeseburgers instead.
I tried this tonight. Not good. Like they were trying to copy Wendy's asian flavor sauce but failed miserably.
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