id like to congratulate you toddlers one and all wince included

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ive seen that guy I NEED TO BE THAT GUY

i have faith in you gare i believe you can be that guy

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i blame my habit of shaving in the shower on this, its where i do my trimmings and i brush my teeth in there so i dont leave the house in that much of a hurry that i need to shave in the car but god dammit i want to

also i didnt get any bbq sauce for my nuggets or a straw but i wont let that spoil the momnet

and no i really dont think you want to be that guy who shaves in his car

maybe do it the once but its a slippery slope once you start doing in on the regular

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id also like to start following indoor volleyball its a great sport live and i know hawaii is super good at womens volleyball but i just havent been paying atttention

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first sign of low t

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if u dont have sweet and sour for those nuggets were gonna have a problem

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like i dont want to get started on the joke that mcds bbq sauce ALL SUGAR ZERO FLAVOR JUST WHY WOULD U EVER GET THAT

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unless ur 2 choices were the honey mustard and bbq, you seriously fucked up bad