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Tilt-a-Ian
Bottle up Jim's terribleness and market it at gag stores like Spencers. It will quickly replace poop in a bag as the go to item to set afire and leave at peoples front door.
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We pray for understanding as we all occasionally request back door action by accident, when we tried to call an electrician. It happens, it simply happens.
Bake a whole bunch of brownies full of laxatives and set up shop outside the Rio during the series. Give them away for free and tell them it's compliments of the jew's site and snowy's site. After everyone shits their brains out, change Skatz's motto to "Our site doesn't give you the shits".