***OFFICIAL MOVIE REVIEWS***

[behemoth old]

The last good movie I saw in a theater....I can't even remember. Fuck you Hollywood.

[dual]

if i would have seen black swan at a theater that would have been it

[behemoth old]

Is the Black Swan any good? I have no idea what it's about (much like Crash) but it's playing at the cheap theaters. I'll go see it if people say it's good. If I go see it and it's terrible I will not be happy.

Comments

it's boring but it's okay. if that makes sense. the variable is portman. obv

[MistaCobalina]

Well, I think it's great. But even if you don't like it, it's worth the cheap seat admission just for all the hot ballerina action there is in the movie. You're free rolling on the movie at that point.

[gay sex]

black swan is goat, fighters kinda mediocre and i love boxing yes the fight scenes were amazing, lincoln lawyer is quite enjoyable if youre going to a theater

[Hillbilly Jim]

fat because he is an amateur movie reviewer
totally writes a column, for free, for the las vegas gazette

[gay sex]

jim you are 5 feet tall and terrible at things involving coordination

Comments

this is especially note-worthy because midgets have low centres of gravity

[gay sex]

also youve never had soft shell crab

Comments

can a mod ban this clown already fuck me

[behemoth old]

Quote:

Originally Posted by CobsonMcGoober

Well, I think it's great. But even if you don't like it, it's worth the cheap seat admission just for all the hot ballerina action there is in the movie. You're free rolling on the movie at that point.

It's about ballerinas? JFC you motherfuckers. You recommended a ballerina movie to me. Did you hear that Sotero? They said see the black swan. TO ME!!

[dual]

its on dvd as of last tuesday tats y its at cheap theaters dawg
great film unless ur a dumdumb

Comments

	fuck your ballerina loving ass Tutu
	behemoths retarded