my ballsack

[gay sex]

see you over at donkdown bro its over

[behemoth old]

HOF

[DRK Star]

Gamble,

My old GF (now fuckbuddy) has that vibrator (Rabbit...costs over $100). Its fucking intimidating. I started using it on her a few weeks ago while she was blowing me. There is like 6 or 8 buttons on that thing and those beads rotate around.

seriously, if I could barely get her off with that, think how fucking hard it is to get her off with my cock.

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real talk

[gay sex]

heard you threw out ur back changing the batteries and tried to sue

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currently in litigation

[SkyNigger]

I got the love of my life a little $14 joke vibrator when I was bored waiting and the only shop open was a sex store. Gave it to her that night. She loved it.

I was dumped like 4 days later.

I don't like coincidences.

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hold your head high

[GAMBLE-BOT]

noone noticed i went to great pains to have a jewdonk poking out

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	rofl, that does make it much better
	lofl
	did notice and loved the cropping of his gook face 10/tim

[HEX]

Who hasn't done that? So that means your hot piece of ass wife who we've all seen pictures of likes to be fucked in the ass while there's a dildo in her pussy, eh Tim? That's good to know. Does it make her hot that we know that about her? You should inquire.

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	that thing was in her vagina
	What the fuck is going on here? This is HEX hex?

[GAMBLE-BOT]

Quote:

Originally Posted by HEX

Who hasn't done that? So that means your hot piece of ass wife who we've all seen pictures of likes to be fucked in the ass while there's a dildo in her pussy, eh Tim? That's good to know. Does it make her hot that we know that about her? You should inquire.

who said it was my wife?

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could literally be any soon-to-get-a-break actress on the planet

[Hillbilly Jim]

[GAMBLE-BOT]

Quote:

Originally Posted by GAMBLE-BOT

who said it was my wife?

just keeeeding