I waited for this thread for a long time.
Obviously anything on the neck would be epic.
Or on the arm, PLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Yosemite Sam holding torque wrenches instead of pistols and it could say TORQUIN' MAD!
Self portrait with gold grill and two fistfuls of money, slutty senoritas on each arm and underneath it says BASQUIN in the GLOW