scooter is this true

[Bobby Wong]

you better get saved bro what are you going to do when the rapture is fucking going down and you're trying to get off on some technicality because you were all highed up on bath salts and let some internet douchebag convince you to turn your back on jesus, calling old saint pete a catholic toddler and telling him that you were a christian for almost 5 months a few years ago don't buy a whole lot of salvation if you know what i mean

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first Pope is the door bitch to Heaven. think of the power! who wouldn't want to work that hard?

[gay sex]

Btw and honestly I've never been more dissapointed in a human when i saw Ders808 tweet prometheus > avengers it broke my heart seeing holm woating

[gay sex]

Grapes forgive songs ignorance when u say st Pete in this house were talking about Pete carrol aka the father of Jesus himself lane kiffin

[rum dick]

Does that make norm chow the Holy Ghost

[gay sex]

No he's a Mormon and a terrible oc

[SkyNigger]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apes of Wrath

(wife of a painter doing work on my parents hovel)

blah blah so WOW hun, the such and such room looks amazing. GOD BLESSED THIS ROOM FOR SURE. We are BLESSED, so BLESSED

Why is she blessed? Are they moving in? I don't understand.

[Statutory Ape]

Quote:

Originally Posted by gay sex

Sounds like prometheus was life changing

I still haven't fucking seen it.....$ is lacking big time...

[Statutory Ape]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobby Wong

you better get saved bro what are you going to do when the rapture is fucking going down and you're trying to get off on some technicality because you were all highed up on bath salts and let some internet douchebag convince you to turn your back on jesus, calling old saint pete a catholic toddler and telling him that you were a christian for almost 5 months a few years ago don't buy a whole lot of salvation if you know what i mean

In all honesty you raise a valid point. What IF I am making a big mistake?

I intend to do my homework, with Scuters help of course (haven't gotten to the PM thread, but I hope he's keeping things under wraps until I'm finished) and really get to the nitty gritty of what's really real with religion...and I'd like to get a few "experts" opinions.

I mean, we are talking about possible eternal damnation of one's existential soul and such, this is serious business folks.

More to come (and I will be taping these conversations)

Bob if you've anything to add, questions you think i should ask (real one's, not slapstick internet comedy) that might be pertinent by all means, please add them. I give my word I'll fire most or all of them and we'll see what happens.

[Statutory Ape]

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkyNigger

Why is she blessed? Are they moving in? I don't understand.

She was admiring the job her husband had done painting a room in my folks house..

I mean, she was astonished, as anyone would be. It's not every day a painter with ~20 years experience (brace yourself) PAINTS A ROOM.

And it looks nice I must say, with no blemishes or cracks etc.

This can only be God's work mind you...more specifically, a blessing from heaven or something...

FWIW, the painter was around today waiting to get paid, had nothing to say to me, which I thought was odd. I said hi, he kind of said hi, I small-balled a bit while smoking a cig, he kind of gave me the polite treatment and split. in fact, he was supposed to give me a business card, but forgot apparently...