also i'm pretty sure she lost her eyebrows in some terrible accident and now has to paint them on every day and she probably gets real pissy if you mention it
I wonder if slapping of the face with my cock is possible or "accidentally" poking her in the eye with my cock. I am also fond of the cock trying to puncture the side of the cheek.
We're veering away from the OP guys, Crepes in a Skatz shirt getting a rubber blowjob from Angelina Castro in a room full of dudes. I'll supply Skatz shirt and airfare, I'll go ahead and commit Gamble to covering the STD test costs.
Where is this florida? Need 2-3 days advance to set up a few things, and being real I won't know my own name by the time I look down and wonder "oh shit, this is what it's like to be gay. hmm, very interesting....that I am not more alarmed? nah OW WHAT THE FUCK WOMAN IS THAT STUBBLE? MY BALLS DO NOT BASK IN 5 O'CLOCK SHADOW, HOW DARE YOU!!"
i'd bang them and you're probably gay if you wouldn't
in fact, you're gay if you don't bang every willing broad you meet
but this bj event is gay
Obviously if one of these whores throws themselves at me, meaning I literally have to make no effort other than the actual process, it's more like "Meh, why not? Beats a wank.", but neither of them is something I would ever actually pursue. I would never pick either of them over the infinite younger, better looking, not-obese women I know - that's just common sense. In day to day life, if I have some girl (or multiple girls) I know I can pretty much have my way with at will, I will never pursue another woman that is a downgrade in any way, meaning my standards can at times be incredibly high, depending on the quality of women in my stable/harem. Typing this out has really made me see how much I objectify women.
And I am now laughing because that's all true.
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But whatever, yes I can be a huge canadian faggot and you can be terrible yourself but theres no reason we shouldnt be able to co-exist at the very least, ya feelz me??
That's literally the image the consensus came up with for the page, rofl.
For what it's worth, I once really did care about a girl. Kinda still do. Kinda.
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LISTEN while youre busy driving your cocaine submarine, i was out here defending the idea that all star survivor is better against scooter who thinks its a bad idea, JESUS CHRIST YOUR JIMMERY KNOWS NO BOUNDS
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But whatever, yes I can be a huge canadian faggot and you can be terrible yourself but theres no reason we shouldnt be able to co-exist at the very least, ya feelz me??
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