Sometimes I like to sit back and pretend someone like this must be a genius troll. next next next level shit. my reality would be blown. it would be like one of those lsd trips that change someone's direction in life.
I was thinking about the opening strip being something that involves bath salts he thought was meth and then a comical tie in to drug use being his divine inspiration to join the military.
Like here it is, we have this anthropomorphic ape who always walks around wearing a sleeveless, frayed edge flannel, the grape ape himself, something, something, bath salts, with the closing panel of the first strip being a view from behind the ape looking in a bathroom mirror, one can see the back of his head shoulders etc. all hairy and ape like, but in the reflection, half of a face and bloodshot eyes exposing his true self: a bald Aryan caricature. Oh yeah, and he is holding up an Air Force pamphlet in the reflection. He will always be drawn as the ape outside of infrequent reflections showing otherwise.
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LISTEN while youre busy driving your cocaine submarine, i was out here defending the idea that all star survivor is better against scooter who thinks its a bad idea, JESUS CHRIST YOUR JIMMERY KNOWS NO BOUNDS
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But whatever, yes I can be a huge canadian faggot and you can be terrible yourself but theres no reason we shouldnt be able to co-exist at the very least, ya feelz me??
of course the black widow is named scooter, who else would he discuss god and toddlers and crystal meth with on those long nights at sea
Maybe he needs a virtual spider. A little LCD chinese made gadget. Something similar was all the rage 10 years ago with kids. He could talk to it, keep it alive.. but he could also fall asleep with a feeling of content peace.
the spiders name is either Scooter ,or Hymie and it wears a yarmukle and rolls all 8 eyes every time grapes fails to properly negotiate equity in some deal he agrees to.
100 POTATOES WE WILL PEEL? YOU WANT I SHOULD SHED AN ARM AS WELL?
In my opinion it should be a comfortable mix between the two, a la the real 408. The bizarre characters etc. would vastly override the underlying dark reality of the situation anyways, and most people won't even realize them, like that Hot Tube Time Machine movie. Just think of a way to make the bath salts funny with hijinks, like him talking to Scooter the black widow, and we can easily have a working rough of this thing.
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Originally Posted by gay sex
LISTEN while youre busy driving your cocaine submarine, i was out here defending the idea that all star survivor is better against scooter who thinks its a bad idea, JESUS CHRIST YOUR JIMMERY KNOWS NO BOUNDS
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Originally Posted by neverstop in a PM
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But whatever, yes I can be a huge canadian faggot and you can be terrible yourself but theres no reason we shouldnt be able to co-exist at the very least, ya feelz me??