THere are more than this one post.. Dude appears to be back on bath salts.
Firstly I would probably need to be "on" bath salts to ever be capable of getting "back" on wouldn't you agree?
I got dealt some very bad news this morning, the worst kind in some respects, and to be blunt, I feel NOTHING right now. Not even 100% what's going on but I have to book it up to Redding and catch maybe the last breath my estranged father will ever breath.
On my way out, I saw this and am itching to come back, Cob I haven't read nor replied to anything on donkdown but I will, if you said anything to me and expected a response by now I do apologize.
Hoser, fuck man, think OUTSIDE the damned box for ONCE In your life. I am turning several pages in my life and truth be told, my time online will be limited until i get a smart phone (Iphone 5 100%) and I really need to get a bit of fresh air anyway.
So, given that I have now experienced the horrible horribleness that is BOREDOM (I am still doing just fine with the sobriety and such, the posts last night were essentially out of BOREDOM and for no other reason) I had a notion that it might benefit Skatz and a certain someone if I made a concerted effort to bring a couple...."pets" to occupy the idle time. Give you guys some toys to play with and such.
it's a simple plan really, bait a few rubes into posting here via hard concise trolling elsewhere and then retreating to the safety of my home, and ya'll can do whatever from there. Skatz might even pull a few decent posters out of this and ultimately I have every intention of making sure Skatz is the only site left standing when all is said and done.
Well, off all the NWP and NWP spinoff sites I mean, obviously.
Also I would literally DIE LAUGHING if I actually convinced some bible thumpers to come here and try to convert Scooter, my lord would that be hilarious. I'm going to try, no clue if I will actually be successful but it's no cost to me and there is a lot of potential upside so why not?
Scooter I have read and LISTENED to everything you've said to me recently and my last stand here is multi faceted and involves a bit of help from a couple beloved members in making sure I straighten out and treat you as you deserve. You shall receive this treatment, or I'm going to be spending a hell of a lot of time napping it out wishing I could post and the best part is, you can count on not having to see anymore of the multitude of things I tend to do which bother you.
I flat out refuse to put my tail between my legs and scurry off, you've been far more forgiving and patient than I realized and only very recently have i grasped the majority of the points you've been hammering in my direction. I am going to copy and paste the somewhat long message cobson refused to send here (as he damn well should tell me fuck no. I need to fall in line and be capable of respecting authority and RULES, like banned means fucking BANNED, not circumvent the banning via a buddy nor run amuck at other forums screaming with insanity begging for forced relevancy. I won't stand for such tripe ANY LONGER, and i have brainstormed on my own and creatively found solutions to at least 80% of the bullshit you've been demanding I stop doing for months now. I am ashamed but chin still high, I am going to tough it out.)
The gay jokes and such none of you would understand the point of so why are any of you poking around making statements and being judgemental? Scooter is a grown man last time i checked and so far as I know fully capable of handling anythign I do or so in whatever capacity suits his mood at the time.
Please stop trying to make whatever point about anythingbna not having to do with you, post haste. Double post haste because if you all shit the bed badly enough Scooter is likely to blame ME for it and I'd rather not suffer any more shitty news than I have to at this point in time.
The post I am copy and pasting might seem long to some of you, for the sake of the forum so people can skim or skip altogether if they like I'm going to use that hide thingy what's it called...member's only? That thing.
I hope for the very best for you all, take care. I am not sure I'll be back anytime soon, probably will be up in Redding till the weekend handling family business.
Mike
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Originally Posted by Mista Cobalina
Nat Sherman's are better than Dunhill's in every conceivable way
Quoted for Scooter. Give Nat's a try, just two packs, and I swear the next Dunhill you light up you will reflexively spit onto the ground. I literally did exactly that, as I walked back into my local head shop and exchanged the disgusting things for another pack of my beloved Nat Naturals.
Read my post and tell me honestly you do not regret saying this.
I mean, if you object by all means tell me to stop and I will. I thought it would be good for some cheap laughs.
You guys are being harsh here, and my posts were actually pretty funny? I haven't read them since last night, if they do in fact suck I'll give the whole bringing a few peeps here for fun angle the back shelf treatment.
That's pretty fair, I hope.
And rum I am curious what you meant with your rep comment. What aren' t you guys telling me and why not?
Mike
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mista Cobalina
Nat Sherman's are better than Dunhill's in every conceivable way
Quoted for Scooter. Give Nat's a try, just two packs, and I swear the next Dunhill you light up you will reflexively spit onto the ground. I literally did exactly that, as I walked back into my local head shop and exchanged the disgusting things for another pack of my beloved Nat Naturals.
rofl the irony that, after years of being called gay or at least bi-curious I finally say I find a dude attractive and everyone is clamoring around as if he's going to be my next victim or something. Sure, right after I SWIM to thailand right haha <3
Next victim, Mike? Um.. uh.. um.. who was the first victim.
Also, I'm a little more concerned about me being the next victim, to be honest. Scooter can take care of himself, he's been trained by the Australian Flying Dingos, his hands are deadly weapons.
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