Originally Posted by
sonatine
i ordered a replacement last night but if it really takes 14 days to get here, and it very well could, if not more because of faggoty xmas, this could reallly crush my feb 1 departure for parts reasonably unknown.
Just out of curiosity - why? For passport application?
Originally Posted by
sonatine
cab drivers?
waiters?
whores?
kwame?
Yes to cab drivers if they don't fuck you around. They're really cheap - and mostly honest. Be good to them. Motorcycle taxi drivers - yes if they don't quote you a ridiculous White Man opening offer [it's haggling for moped taxi - the only way to travel btw].
Waiters yes. Always.
Whores - I wouldn't personally know. But I imagine yes, if they love you short or long time.
kwame you don't tip. You give him your wife if he so desires it.
Originally Posted by
gay sex
tip everyone its just the right thing to do
This is idiotic. You tip people only in two spots:
1. Where they deserve it.
2. Where it's in your best interest and you don't want to eat pubic hair like Blake's been eating by not tipping the food delivery kid.
Originally Posted by
sonatine
i have no idea where my birth certificate is.
gay sex is so old they didn't have birth certificates back then.
Originally Posted by
gay sex
i can barely remember my social security number if that makes you feel alot better, which btw it does
gay sex is so old when Social Security numbers were launched, he got 3842 as his.